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An important tip: if you are going to wear a tie, match the color of your watch strap.
 

I was the only sister at my group who took the plunge today but others said they’re going to next week. Seems nobody wanted to be the 1st, I thought someone’s gotta do it 🤷‍♀️😂

I did today and 1 of the brothers actually clapped for me 😂😂

Yes, the talk was very good! 👍👍
Letter was read at our meeting too. Probably needed to be read to ease the shock of any who hadn’t heard the update yet.

It's field service....not conducting a meeting.

So, we can expect that the Organized book will be revised (or we will receive a new book? With videos or pictures).
I'd love to see. But who knows how many more clarifications is on the way 🙂
Exercise patience 🫡

Both my husband and I will continue our normal formal wear.  That's our preference.  However, its good to know that either because of heat or cold inclement weather, we can change up some things and not feel bad about it, as long as Jehovah has given us the permission.
 
All good friends!  Enjoy!

An incident in the preaching ministry (by the apartment), A good joke:
(pioneer): - Hello, you've probably noticed the difficult times we live in: wars, economic crisis, poverty, natural disasters, epidemics ...
(Landlady): - Yes, I agree with you, the world has just gone crazy!
(pioneer): - I want to share with you some good news from the Bible!
(Landlady): - The Bible?! I want to assure you that I know the Bible very well. I've read it many times! Now, I remember the story of the Good Samaritan. It's in the middle of the Bible, if I remember correctly. The Good Samaritan came to Jerusalem and was attacked by robbers. They asked him, "Who is your neighbor? And the beaten Samaritan grabbed a donkey's jaw lying nearby and started swinging it as hard as he could, 185,000 times. He was so tired!
(pioneer): - Allow me...
(Landlady): - Don't interrupt me! The Samaritan prayed to God and said, "Am I going to die of thirst! And it rained from the sky. It rained for 40 days and 40 nights. More and more water came down. Why are you laughing? Haven't you read the Bible? First the water was knee-deep, then waist-deep, and the year the water reached his neck, you know what saved the Samaritan? He caught his beautiful hair in a tree. Then, salvation came from a woman, Delilah. She cut off his hair and he fell. The fall was very great. The Samaritan quickly got up and jumped into a chariot and rode to Jerusalem. In Jerusalem lived the wicked queen Jezebel. You know her, don't you? The Bible says she killed the prophets.
(pioneer): - Ahhhh...Uh...
(Landlady): - You're interrupting me again, let me finish. The Samaritan says to the servants: Throw her off the tower. She's fallen. The Samaritan says, do it again, and so they did it 77 times with Jezebel. Then the servants gathered her remains into 12 full baskets. I know the Bible is a very difficult book. I have a question: When she, Jezebel, is resurrected, whose wife will she be?
(pioneer) - I'm amazed! It is not often that you meet someone who is very knowledgeable about the Bible. Or rather so much. I, after our conversation, decided to leave you a journal. There is a very wonderful theme in it. It's for you personally. The theme of the magazine is "How to stop smoking"?

Maybe she went to this church as well.
 
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of gin next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”
So next Sunday he took the monsignors advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
 
Sip the gin, don't gulp. There are 10 commandments, not 12. There are 12 disciples, not 10. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. Moses parted the waters, he not pass water. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the crap out of him. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T". When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me." The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God

Knowing when and how to depart can sometimes be very tricky

I accidentally took the wrong medicine today

The good news is I'm protected from heartworm and fleas for 3 months!

An oldie!

A Circuit Overseer went out in the ministry, door to door, with a 7 year old boy. The brother asked the boy if he was ready.. The boy answered that he is always ready. The boy went to the first door, knocked and the person that answered was a man. The boy asked, "Sir, do you know Superman's secret identity? What his name is?" The man answered, "Of course, Clark Kent." The Circuit Overseer was about to stop the boy when suddenly the boy asked "Well, do you know God's name? The man said "Of course, Jesus." The boy shook his head and said "Mister, you mean to tell me you know a fictional person's name, but you don't know God's name, who is real? Good thing I came to teach you, from the Bible, that the name of God is Jehovah." The man showed interest and took some literature. They went to the next door, it was the CO's turn and he said to the home owner, 'Hi, do you know the name of Superman's secret identity?"

By Sarah Montagna.

Epidural?

I think my other one became discombobulated....Or maybe I did.....😲

Would that be hypothetical? It's definitely a no brainer on that one!

Is anyone really confident with how they say WORCESTERSHIRE sauce?

It doesn't. It seems more like a couple years. The songbook matches in color too. 

It doesn't seem like it's been 10 years already - does it.
 
I'm finally getting used to the changes language 😉
 
 
 

We don't know, anything is possible 😄