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           have fun with this one.

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When the first thing you do in the day after considering the daily text is check out JWTalk for anything new.

I think I may be a redneck too !  :wub: Here's your Sign ! :oops:

 

                                                                                                                                                 GStorrs46

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You now your a Net Witness when everyone in your congregation asks you "How do you know that? How do you find this stufff out?!!!"

Yea ma'am! And boy do I get a grillin'! After all I'm married to an unbeliever and I know nutink! I love it !

 

And you know you're a net witness when you wake up at 3am  and before you even go potty you boot up the computer and look who's been posting on the other side of the world. (Or if Shali had a sleepless night and posted oh, say 30 posts!) 


Edited by bagwell1987

Safeguard Your Heart for " Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks" Matthew 12:34

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Yea ma'am! And boy do I get a grillin'! After all I'm married to an unbeliever and I know nutink! I love it !

 

And you know you're a net witness when you wake up at 3am  and before you even go potty you boot up the computer and look who's been posting on the other side of the world. (Or if Shali had a sleepless night and posted oh, say 30 posts!)

I post therefore I am!

Don't live for the moment - live for the future! :D

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Or, when you feel like you love your JWTalk friends about as much as you love those in the congregation! And, if the need be, they are there to rescue you! From whatever! Mostly, the heart things!

I want to age without sharp corners, and have an obedient heart!

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When your wife requests reviewing the "electronic gadget etiquette " article for the family study :eek:

http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/teenagers/ask/know-about-texting/


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Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

Soon .....

 

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OK, I'll take the gimme. When JWTALK is your home page.......

 

 

When the first thing you do in the day after considering the daily text is check out JWTalk for anything new.

I think I may be a redneck too !  :wub: Here's your Sign ! :oops:

 

                                                                                                                                                 GStorrs46

 

where I go to read  Vernalee's Daily Text posting before reading other posts.  :angry:  :raspberry:


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Or when you turn to Jerry the 2nd (Trottigy) for elders questions and you love him because he answers the same exact way that Jesus would!


"May the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart Be pleasing to you, O Jehovah, my Rock and my Redeemer."

 
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Or when you turn to Jerry the 2nd (Trottigy) for elders questions and you love him because he answers the same exact way that Jesus would!

Hey! I've gotten more than a few replies from Jerry that didn't sound ANYTHING like Jesus! I want fair treatment! Equal rights for all! No discrimination just because you like to post excessively and constantly and without letup! (td)

Don't live for the moment - live for the future! :D

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:popcorn: what????

You know your a net witness when you need to reply to everything!

Or when you have half of the spellings for the emoticons memorized so you can just type them. :innocent:

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

Soon .....

 

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