new Definition game

[bohemian]

Have you ever tried finding new definitions for common words?  Let's try.

 

I will start with:

 

coffee :   a person who is coughed upon.

Edited December 17, 2015 by bohemian

[Tortuga]

Define : The gooder one.

[Tortuga]

Forum: More than threeum but less than fiveum.

[Friends just call me Ross]

 

New Definition of wacky (wăk′ē) also whack·y (wăk′ē, hwăk′ē)

 

:  The one being wacked on

 

wack·i·er : The one being wacked on more.

 

wack·i·est: The one being wacked on the most.

 

Exercise:  Find the wacky in each of the examples pictured below

 

   

[Tortuga]

Pasteurized: When something moves in front of you... 

[bohemian]

Flabbergasted: appalled at how much weight you have gained.

[Nobody]

Adult: Someone who has stopped growing on both ends and now grows in the middle.

[A fellow servant]

ARCHAEOLOGIST: A person whose career lies in ruins.

[A fellow servant]

POLYNESIA: Memory loss in parrots.

[A fellow servant]

I don't know what I did that made the above come up twice for both.....Sorry about that!

[Nobody]

yawn: an honest opinion openly expressed

[Tortuga]

Content: A portable shelter for prisoners.

[boodles]

Violin: an angry, dangerous instrument

[Friends just call me Ross]

Atheists Anonymous: a non-prophet organization  

 

(Found that one on the web and just had to share.)  

[Nobody]

Pasteurized: When something moves in front of you... 

 

OK I will be the first, that took a while to figure out.

[ChocoBro]

How about some fun, foreign-language facts, too?

 

Ausfahrt

 

 

German word that describes the act of purposefully passing gas until no excess pressure remains within the bowel region.

 

EDIT: Laughing myself to tears with my own joke again... I bet the angels had a blast when the languages were confused.

Edited December 18, 2015 by ChocoBro

[A fellow servant]

NOSTALGIA: The good old days multiplied by a bad memory.

[Tortuga]

Instinct: When you need to go outside for some fresh air, especially if you live in Ausfahrt Germany...

[bohemian]

Ameliorate: rank your girlfriends in order of merit.

[kejedo]

Hangover: i) v, transitive - execute monkey bar maneuver

                 ii) Proper noun, typo for the name of a German City

                 iii) n, the wrath of grapes

[A fellow servant]

SUSHI: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.

[Tortuga]

Mandate: Movie and McDonalds..

[kejedo]

abbreviation - a long word with a short meaning

[kejedo]

fraction - the result of that fine line between numerator and denominator 

[kejedo]

terrain- precipitation ahead