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That is the way it was in my hometown back early 1970s. An elder came to meeting wearing a coloured shirt. Open season thereafter.

In my mom's family there were 16 kids ( she was 15th ), one died as a 2 yr old early 1900s, 2nd age 18 died in France 1916  during WWI, 3rd may have been married. They had a outhouse ( maybe a 2 hole 💩 ). I barely remember them putting in a washroom 🚽🧻 inside in the 1950s.

That is the way it was in my hometown back early 1970s. An elder came to meeting wearing a coloured shirt. Open season thereafter.

just 1 more time
 

for the rest and 1 more for John.
 

For the rest of us "young at heart ones"
 

Found some John fishing T's
 

Found some John fishing T's
 

just 1 more time
 

just 1 more time
 

for the rest and 1 more for John.
 

For the rest of us "young at heart ones"
 

just 1 more time
 

For the rest of us "young at heart ones"
 

for the rest and 1 more for John.
 

SURGERY
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to
each other, outside the operating room.
 
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
 
The second kid says, "I'm in here  to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
 
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had
that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you
wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"
 
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
 
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
 
And the second kid says,
 
"Whoa! I  had that done when I was born. couldn't walk for a year!"

When you have to borrow a suit jacket at the meeting because you have a part and forgot to wear one.
 

If he was sleeping, would his name be Peter Simon?

It says it all.