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we should coz during the gt song books might b luxury so our heads will b all we got

a little girl was interviewed after a terrorist attack in kenya .She sang the miracle of life on national tv.it was so moving

give up dude/chick its not working trust me!! things you shouldn't say to the watchtower overseer sho always seems to ignore you?

macklin trust me he knows wat he is tokin abt??!!! lol

are you married to my dad or are you just dating? things you shouldn't say to your mum when she is angry at dad?

geese

in east Africa we have ugali which is made of maize meal or cassava flour (what they call fufu )

your 'bugging' me.lol. things you shouldn't say to a woman in labor?

That's great! I never heard that one! Kind of dates us, doesn't it Gary? LOL Ahhh, memories... For those who don't know, it's a reference to the TV show "Diff'rent Strokes" which was on for the most part in the 80s (first episode in '78). I really like the Bin Laden and push-up ones. New ones: When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink. gary I loved different strokes ,a local station aired it like a year or so back.I liked it

I saw this n it left me cracked up!!!! Chuck Norris doesn't drink honey,he chews bees! After eating garlic Chuck Norris doesn’t smell like garlic but garlic smells like Chuck Norris. The only reason you’re conscious right now is because Chuck Norris doesn’t want to carry you. Chuck Norris can look at your photo and know you are lying. Nobody knows what would happen if Makmende and Chuck Norris met, but one thing is for sure: Chuck Norris would still be standing. Always look before you leap. Unless Chuck Norris is chasing you. Then you had better just jump. Chuck Norris refused a syringe at a blood bank. Instead, he asked for a gun and a bucket. Chuck Norris found Bin Laden. Let him go, and found him again for his own amusement. Chuck Norris doesn’t drink honey. He chews bees. Chuck Norris doesn’t have nightmares. Nightmares have Chuck Norris Chuck Norris and Superman once had a fight. They bet that whoever lost would wear his underwear outside his pants. If Chuck Norris was Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1. Chuck Norris doesn’t need a translator. Pain sounds the same in every language...

I don't know why but you remind me of a monkey I saw in the zoo.lol things you shouldn't say to newly weds?

yap I agree it can let u down big time.please share your recipe for wine

hi guys just thought it would be good if we shared home made beer recipes. I love brewing!! please share

I know your jealous , things you shouldn't say to a room service attendant?

hope am not getting married to a loser, things you shouldn't say to your fiance!