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[Sheep]

Yeah. A lot of us are getting like that. (myself included)

 

What?

[Tortuga]

3 minutes ago, Sheep said:

Yeah. A lot of us are getting like that. (myself included)

 

What?

Everyone just needs to speak up and enunciate and everything will be fine...😁

[Sheep]

It must be windy out there tonight...

 

 

It'd be shocking if it fell over.

[Tortuga]

1 minute ago, Sheep said:

It must be windy out there tonight...

 

 

It'd be shocking if it fell over.

They are pretty wired up...

[Friends just call me Ross]

2 hours ago, Tortuga said:

They are pretty wired up...

Jumper cables. 

[Qapla]

I think they may be stretching things a bit

[kejedo]

A married couple of about (my) that certain age went for their annual physicals. The doc said "You each should start writing things down." They then went grocery shopping and put everything away. Tired, husband asks:Would you bring me some ice cream? 

Wife: Should I write that down.

Husb: (thinks, I just helped put this stuff away,but says):  Of course not, and can you add some whipped cream? 

Wife: Are you sure you don't want me to write it down?

Husb: No need, and while you're at it, can you add a cherry?

About a half hour later, wife comes back with a dish of bacon and eggs,

Husb:

Spoiler

What about my toast?

 

 

Edited August 3, 2018 by kejedo

[Tortuga]

27 minutes ago, Qapla said:

I think they may be stretching things a bit

They keep things hopping..

[kejedo]

2 minutes ago, kejedo said:

A married couple of about (my) that certain age went for their annual physicals. The doc said "You each should start writing things down." They then went grocery shopping and put everything away. Tired, husband asks:Would you bring me some ice cream? 

Wife: Should I write that down?

Husb: (thinks, I just helped put this stuff away,but says):  Of course not, and can you add some whipped cream? 

Wife: Are you sure you don't want me to write it down?

Husb: No need, and while you're at it, can you add a cherry?

About a half hour later, wife comes back with a dish of bacon and eggs,

Husb:

  Reveal hidden contents

What about my toast?

 

 

p.s. I forgot and posted this in the wrong place. 

Edited August 3, 2018 by kejedo

[bagwell1987]

It's my day to do 'all things home'.  Pic's of what I've wanted to do for a long time. Still need to use the router to make a "Mimi's Garden" sign. But anyhoo, here is what I did today.

Gate before and after Boiled Linseed Oil. Did linseed oil on all the rail caps of the fence and both gates.

 

The rail on the garden shed, it's too high but I had to use what I had already cut.....I'm not a good measurer' cutter' type person. I'm ok with it, I'll put a rail pot on it and grow some ivy type that drapes all over the railing.

 

This is the spaghetti squash so far. In 4 weeks they'll be twice this size, there's 2.

 

Had Walla Walla sweet onion on the counter, it goes bad fast so I put them in the garden to grow..going to have some onion this winter!

 

[Friends just call me Ross]

1 hour ago, kejedo said:

p.s. I forgot and posted this in the wrong place. 

Hmmm...I am beginning to think we are not all posting in the wrong places.

 

Yesterday, I started a post in the soapbox derby thread, popped out a sec' to snag a pic of a soapbox derby car, 

and when I went back to add the pic to my post, my post had vanished.

Finally found it in another thread that I hadn't even opened and read yet.

 

Thankfully, I caught it in time.  But I know I started out posting it in the right thread.

 

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

Visited my daughters KH. Saw these on the wall there...

Older
{still waiting for the 'Wiser'}

[Patinage]

These pictures are from the “big eyes” series from sis Keane; I have these as post cards which I use when writing to friends. 

[Loopy]

8 hours ago, Friends just call me Ross said:

Hmmm...I am beginning to think we are not all posting in the wrong places.

 

Yesterday, I started a post in the soapbox derby thread, popped out a sec' to snag a pic of a soapbox derby car, 

and when I went back to add the pic to my post, my post had vanished.

Finally found it in another thread that I hadn't even opened and read yet.

 

Thankfully, I caught it in time.  But I know I started out posting it in the right thread.

 

Was your Macaw out of his cage? He could been curious about your computer and been making changes. 😁😁

 

I know not funny....just couldn’t resist. 

[dove]

15 hours ago, Loopy said:

This used to be funny until it became my daily life...what's funnier is the things he actually thinks I said like I would really say that..😊

[ChrisC]

6 hours ago, Dove said:

This used to be funny until it became my daily life...what's funnier is the things he actually thinks I said like I would really say that..😊

Dad’s hearing was bad but he liked to tease people.

Sister-in-law to be: “Do you think your dog is arthritic?”

Dad: “Likes cricket? How would I know if he likes cricket?”

Edited August 3, 2018 by ChrisC

[Tortuga]

1 hour ago, ChrisC said:

Dad’s hearing was bad but he liked to tease people.

Sister-in-law to be: “Do you think your dog is arthritic?”

Dad: “Likes cricket? How would I know if he likes cricket?”

https://jwtalk.net/forums/topic/19849-a-good-joke/?do=findComment&comment=575786

 

[Katty]

21 hours ago, Sheep said:

It must be windy out there tonight...

 

 

It'd be shocking if it fell over.

Do you hear a sound when the tower hits the ground?

Some people do.

I do. It's like a very quiet dssh

[Tortuga]

2 minutes ago, Katty said:

Do you hear a sound when the tower hits the ground?

Some people do.

I do. It's like a very quiet dssh

I couldn't tell if it was Yanny or Laurel....

[ChrisC]

3 hours ago, Katty said:

Do you hear a sound when the tower hits the ground?

Some people do.

I do. It's like a very quiet dssh

Well I couldn’t until you said.

Now I hear a thump! Quite unnerving actually.

[Katty]

Just now, ChrisC said:

Well I couldn’t until you said.

Now I hear a thump! Quite unnerving actually.

So the sound is suggestible. Highly fascinating

[Tortuga]

Just now, Katty said:

So the sound is suggestible. Highly fascinating

Google it. The guy that made said there isn't a sound, so the brain apparently supplies a sound to the motion. 

 

...but you knew that already...sneaky...

[ChrisC]

18 hours ago, ChrisC said:

Well I couldn’t until you said.

Now I hear a thump! Quite unnerving actually.

I think it was in the news a few months back. This time though I get a sound like my heart beat when I have pushed my earphones in too far. I had to check my pulse to make sure it wasn’t that.

 

Maybe I’m really gullible. So if you have any pyramid schemes you want to talk to me about ...

Edited August 4, 2018 by ChrisC

[bagwell1987]

A local pic. How would you caption it?

My first thought was "The Poodle! Where's the Poodle!"

[Tortuga]

13 minutes ago, bagwell1987 said:

A local pic. How would you caption it?

My first thought was "The Poodle! Where's the Poodle!"

"I'm not a chicken but that water is cold!"