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When you are bored just think about a few things that don't make sense ...like ;



1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?



2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?



3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?



4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?



5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.



6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.



7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"


8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.


9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.


10. If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before


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When I was in class 7 I used to ask a lot of questions.


One Day I decided to ask one ms. Smith this question.


ME: Well, in pronunciation we ignore some letters eg letter 'H' in Hour, Honest, Honor.. E.t.c, Why?

Ms. Smith: Not ignoring, they are considered silent.

(I was even more confused) (after class, the teacher asked me to heat her packed lunch for her in the microwave in the cafeteria. I ate all the food and returned an empty hotpot)

Ms. Smith: What happened... I told you to go and HEAT my food??

ME: Mmmmh Madam I thought 'H' was silent


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Jobs I’ve had

 

My first job was working at an Orange Juice factory, but got canned I couldn't concentrate.

 

Then I worked in the woods as a Lumber Jack, but I couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

 

After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

 

Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

 

Then, I tried to be a Chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

 

I attempted to be a Deli Work, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

 

My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

 

I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

 

Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory, I tried but I just didn't fit in.

 

I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

 

I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was to draining.

 

So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

 

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian until I realized there was no future in it.

 

My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

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A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee.
I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." 
He said, "Like what?" 
I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."
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I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
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Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. 
I said, "Don't do it!" 
He said, "Nobody loves me." 
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." 
I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" 
He said, "A Christian." 
I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" 
He said, "Protestant." 
I said, "Me, too! What denomination?" 
He said, "Baptist." 
I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" 
He said, "Northern Baptist." 
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." 
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" 
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." 
I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" 
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." 

I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

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