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EccentricM
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Not part of the game, but just that made me think of a sister in our hall who actually said that to people on the door. When people would turn her down, she used to say "oh, well go die then"

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"I imagined you were better looking".   New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

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Answer:  You should start a beard topic.  New:  What not to say to the brother getting ready to baptize you?  

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Stormswift Grand Master

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Psst based on a real story. My brother had two lambs, one was called Sunday and the other Roast, they both lost their ears unfortunately, and then became dinner.

<p>"Jehovah chooses to either 'reveal' or 'conceal' - cherish what he reveals and be patient with what he conceals."

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Tortuga Grand Master

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32 minutes ago, Stormswift said:

Psst based on a real story. My brother had two lambs, one was called Sunday and the other Roast, they both lost their ears unfortunately, and then became dinner.

See what happens to sheep that won't listen....

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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15 hours ago, rocket said:

I hear Ken is getting married.

 

New:  Things you Shouldn't say to Gu.  (Stuart/Stuagu)

Did you shave ya beard? lol.

New.. things you shouldn't say to a chef?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Tortuga Grand Master

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3 hours ago, surfergirl said:

 

New.. things you shouldn't say to a chef?

Where's the catsup / ketchup? 

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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Alexa Grand Master

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Your turning green catsup.
 
New:  Things you shouldn't say to you kids if you want them to build Faith.


I see God himself when I was hospitlized and revived by doctors
New: Things you should not say to Parents who leave their kids at their relatives

All glory and praises goes to Jehovah :) 

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Oh!!! I forgot!!! I should've remembered you controlled my life! So that means you're paying for this too.
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Say nothing, just offer them to share your gum! Lol


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The difference between try and triumph is that little "umph"

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rocket Grand Master

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On 11/26/2016 at 9:34 PM, Alexa said:

 


I see God himself when I was hospitlized and revived by doctors
New: Things you should not say to Parents who leave their kids at their relatives

 

 

Can't you take care of your own rug rats.

 

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We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Catalyst Mentor

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On 21/12/2016 at 1:39 AM, rocket said:

 

Can't you take care of your own rug rats.

 

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I really look forward to you being the Chairman of the CLAM meeting

 

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rocket Grand Master

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22 hours ago, Catalyst said:

I really look forward to you being the Chairman of the CLAM meeting

 

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May I have an extra copy of the OCLaM-MW

 

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We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Catalyst Mentor

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6 hours ago, rocket said:

 

May I have an extra copy of the OCLaM-MW

 

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Can you give me the link to that home page.

 

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Alexa Grand Master

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1 hour ago, Catalyst said:

Can you give me the link to that home page.

 

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We need donations even its free literatures brother Catalyst :)

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All glory and praises goes to Jehovah :) 

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rocket Grand Master

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13 hours ago, Alexa said:

New: what not to say to anyone who asks what's the difference of being one of Jehovah's Witnesses 

 

Were the ones that don't believe in fornicating on Saturday night,  Getting Absolution on Sunday Morning and then fornicating again on Sunday night.

 

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We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Catalyst Mentor

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5 minutes ago, rocket said:

 

Were the ones that don't believe in fornicating on Saturday night,  Getting Absolution on Sunday Morning and then fornicating again on Sunday night.

 

New: Things you SHOULDN'T say to a new member to jwtalk.

Welcome and  go the back of the line

 

New: Things you shouldn't say to a long time poster on JWtalk?

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rocket Grand Master

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2 hours ago, Catalyst said:

Welcome and  go the back of the line

 

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How do I get Full Access membership?

 

New:  Things brothers Shouldn't say to sisters on the Forum.


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We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Stormswift Grand Master

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Things you shouldn't say:

 

"Sorry in advance" 

 

This could indicate lack of repentance and evil intent.

On Thursday, November 10, 2016 at 0:54 AM, surfergirl said:

Things you shouldnt say to an Aussie?

See my post in the thread about go-bags. *hides under a rock (a soft one).

<p>"Jehovah chooses to either 'reveal' or 'conceal' - cherish what he reveals and be patient with what he conceals."

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rocket Grand Master

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11 hours ago, Catalyst said:

New: What you shouldn't say to a newly baptized  person

 

We expect you to join the pioneer ranks within the year!

 

New:  What you Shouldn't say to the Bethelite that was sent to home to pioneer/special pioneer.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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