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1 hour ago, Catalyst said:

 

cNew: What you shouldn't say to a sister who likes to wear an extemely strong perfume to every meeting

( This could apply to Brothers wearing cologne too, but we will stick with Sisters for now )

 

 

"What's that smell? Have you been painting?"

 

Things you shouldn't say to the brother with a chronic health issue

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11 hours ago, EccentricM said:

New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

"You won't be here much longer so, may I have your autograph?"

"Hey! Let's take a selfie!... (pushes GB's wife to the side...)

 

New: Things you shouldn't say to a householder when the good news turn to a judgment message.


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4 hours ago, Good-O said:

"You had your chance.  Too late now".

Not part of the game, but just that made me think of a sister in our hall who actually said that to people on the door. When people would turn her down, she used to say "oh, well go die then"


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7 hours ago, Good-O said:

"You had your chance.  Too late now".

 

NEW:  Things you should not say to the family at a funeral.  

"Oh stop crying. Armageddon's probably gonna come in less than a year, and you'll feel pretty silly for all this carrying on won't you?"

 

Things not to say to a brother whose wife recently left him.

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38 minutes ago, cerebral ecstasy said:

Things not to say to a woman.  Ever.

You look tired. (Even if they do.)

 

New: What not to say to the person who hit and ran your car, and you were able to track down. (It's been quite a day!)

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On 9/30/2018 at 4:44 PM, boodles said:

You look tired. (Even if they do.)

 

New: What not to say to the person who hit and ran your car, and you were able to track down. (It's been quite a day!)

Thanks!

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What not to say to a sister who thinks she has a great voice (does not)and sings the songs at the meeting at full volume  off key.

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On 10/19/2018 at 8:18 PM, Catalyst said:

 

What not to say to a sister who thinks she has a great voice (does not)and sings the songs at the meeting at full volume  off key.

 

Hey, you remind me of...What’s her name ?  Let’s see there was Shoebootie, Packy, Meathead, and Oh yes DIngbat, from All in the family. 

 

New:  What not to say to the new local Rookie police officer who just stopped you for speeding in field service.

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On 1/1/2019 at 4:39 AM, Precision said:

 

Hey, you remind me of...What’s her name ?  Let’s see there was Shoebootie, Packy, Meathead, and Oh yes DIngbat, from All in the family. 

 

New:  What not to say to the new local Rookie police officer who just stopped you for speeding in field service.

There is some real crime going on somewhere... I'm doing God's work

 

New What not to say in a very large que at the check out?

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51 minutes ago, Santiago2020 said:

IM A NEW FULL ACCESS USER ON JW.NET YIPPY!!!(firing finger guns in the air shouting PEW!!! PEW!!!):gun-toot:

 

 

*Banned for violent conduct*

 

(not part of the game, I just realised what thead this was, lol)


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31 minutes ago, rlyem said:

 

 

Things you shouldn't say to your newly appointed elder

"Never thought you'd be an elder!"

 

Things you shouldn't say to a resurrected Israelite.


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19 minutes ago, Alan said:

What should you not say to a car salesman

I'm looking for something in purple...

 

What should you not say to your doctor?

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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2 minutes ago, blueyellow said:

I have one year left to live, but not sure what I'll die of. 

 

... not to say to a refugee. 

I like refugees. Some of my best friends are refugees! (patronising tone ) 

 

..... Not say to a dentist? 

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2 minutes ago, Alan said:

I like refugees. Some of my best friends are refugees! (patronising tone ) 

 

..... Not say to a dentist? 

Is there a cavity..cavity..cavity...?

 

Not say to trick or treater at Halloween?


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CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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