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"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." (tu)  

All spelling and grammatical errors are for your enjoyment and entertainment only and are copyright Burt, aka Pjdriver.

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These are all so wonderful.

 

How about - "STOP the Insanity!!!!"

 

or

 

Don't worry about the small stuff - and by the way - it is ALL SMALL stuff!!!

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

Soon .....

 

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Busier than a three legged dog on a street of fire hydrants.....

 

Madder than a wet hen

 

Holy Kindergarten Batman 

 

We have a car.....story behind this one is I read a little story about a husband and a wife who were having a discussion about love, and saying it frequently or too infrequently).  The husband says, take a look in our driveway, we have a car ---- do I need to tell you we have a car daily?  Wife says...but I like to hear it etc., and says --- I love you.   Husband replies.  Honey, we have a car.  And she hugs him.

 

Now, when my husband says he loves me, I say --- we have a car LOL!  .

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"If you ever get in a boxing ring with another person with boxing gloves on....don't let their gloves touch your face, because you don't know where that glove has been."

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." (tu)  

All spelling and grammatical errors are for your enjoyment and entertainment only and are copyright Burt, aka Pjdriver.

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This partial quote by T. Roosevelt was used in the movie: The World's Fastest Indian. 

 

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out where the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcomings  ... "

<p>"Jehovah chooses to either 'reveal' or 'conceal' - cherish what he reveals and be patient with what he conceals."

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You'll learn something new every day if you aren't careful.

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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Which part of: R-1/2Rg +g^=8^g (F4+1/4g-1/2 F) do you not understand?

What exponential power is g raised to, in the first side of the equation? Does the underscore bar (beneath 8 to the g power) indicate that this is the numerator of a fraction? 

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