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It says, "Dear Lord ....  Grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, the courage to maintain my self-control, and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go to jail!"

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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one more time....maybe I will get the hang of this.

 

Okay, when I edit I see  bracket attachment=883:bad luck brian1.gif bracket, but when I post, it disappears. I give up. Apparently I need a tutorial that doesn't exist here.


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....Those who seek Jehovah can understand EVERYTHING......Proverbs 28:5. (The possibilities are endless!)

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Sorry I couldn't resist... The forum had gotten pretty hairy .. Lol

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Zeph 3:17 Jehovah your God is in the midst of you. As a mighty One, he will save. He will exult over you with rejoicing. He will become silent in his love. He will be joyful over you with happy cries....... Love it....a beautiful word picture.

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That's strange! You have no problem giving lectures here! :)

I don't know if you're being ironical or not ;)... But It's true, every time I have an appointment, what ever it is, talk or prayer or just reading the Watchtower, I'm so nervous that I become pale, can't eat, and always praying for support before I go to the stand... Only after I open my mouth the feeling calms down...

I guess it's the burden of responsibility :o

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Don't worry .. Chuck is doing what he does best.. In English it is called pulling your leg..

Really a back handed love tap.. We only kid those we love ..

And a fine brotherly lover he is... Lol

Zeph 3:17 Jehovah your God is in the midst of you. As a mighty One, he will save. He will exult over you with rejoicing. He will become silent in his love. He will be joyful over you with happy cries....... Love it....a beautiful word picture.

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