Jokes from Africa

[obed]

Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? ..
Student : A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.

Edited August 24, 2013 by Dismal_Bliss
Moved this out of the Games, Riddles, & Trivia forum, since jokes are not... well... games, riddles, or trivia :P

[obed]

Akpo's father wanna travel for his business, after finishing the Weekend with his

family. He gave his wife what she and their son (Akpos) would be needing - Therefter he gave

Akpos a piece of advise:-

Dad: Now son, be good while I'm away.

Akpos: Ok Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars .

Dad: That's too much son! Wen I was your age, I

was good for nothing.

[Julsey]

Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? ..

Student : A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.

LOL

[obed]

Akpos went to visit a friend of

his one hot afternoon .

Maid: Welcome, sit down.

Akpos: Thank you. Maid: What

would you like

to

drink? Fruit juice, yoghurt, tea,

chocolate, capp or coffee?

Akpos: Tea

Maid: Ceylon tea, india tea, herbal

tea, kerichon gold tea, bush tea,

green tea?

Akpos: Ceylon tea.

Maid: How do you want it, black

or white?

Akpos: White

Maid: Milk or fresh cream?

Akpos:

Milk

Maid: Goat milk or Cow milk?

Akpos: Cow milk

Maid: Freezland Cow or Afrikner

Cow?

Akpos: Freezland Cow. Maid: Will

you like it

with sugar or

honey?

Akpos: I will like it with sugar.

Maid: Bee sugar or cane sugar?

Akpos: Cane sugar.

Maid: White, brown or yellow?

Akpos: Please,

please, just

forget about the tea, get me a

Glass of water instead .

Maid: Is it tap, mineral or distilled

water?

Akpos: Mineral water.

Maid: Is it Flavoured or non

flavoured?

Akpos: Abeg, abeg, i beg you in

the name of God, go bring empty

glass for me.

Maid: Tumbler, wine

glass,

champagne flute or beer mug?

Akpos: Is it by force? i will drink

Nothing , i will swallow my saliva instead.