A SHRINK VS AN IRISH BARTENDER

[Musky]

EVER  SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF  SOMEONE UNDER MY BED

AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A  SHRINK AND TOLD  HIM

 

'I've  got problems. Every time I go to bed I think  there's somebody under

it. I'm scared. I think  I'm going  crazy.'

 

'Just  put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the  shrink. 'Come talk

to me three times a week and  we should be able to get rid of those  fears.'

 

How much do you  charge?'

 

'Eighty dollars per  visit,' replied the  doctor.

 

'I'll sleep on it,' I  said.

 

Six months later the  doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you  come to

see me about those fears you were  having?' he  asked.

 

'Well,  Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a  year is an awful lot

of money! A bartender cured  me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all

that money that I went and bought me a new  pickup."

 

'Is that so!' With a bit  of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did

a bartender cure  you?"

 

'He told me to cut the  legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there  now!'

 

FORGET THE SHRINKS..

HAVE A DRINK & TALK  TO A BARTENDER!

[surfergirl]

That's awesome. Thaks for posting.