The Irish man and the Italian

[Faithful Witness]

An Irishman and an Italian go into a pastry shop. The Italian whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightening speed. The baker doesn't notice. The Italian says to the Irishman: "You see how clever us Italians are? You Irishmen can never beat that!"

 

The Irishman says to the Italian: "Watch this, any Irishman is smarter than an Italian and I'll prove it to you."

 

He says to the baker, "Give me a cookie, I'll show you a magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which the Irishman promptly eats. Then he says to the baker: "Give me another cookie for my magic trick." The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one, too. Then he says again: "Give me one more cookie.“ The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. The Irishman eats this one too.

 

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: "And where is this famous magic trick?"

 

The Irishman says, "Look in the Italian's pocket!"

 

 

[1gemstone]

Too funny.......lol

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[Miss Bea]

Serves him right!

[yassoulit]

 

Around of applause to an Irishman..hahhah

Can I copy this? I wanna share this to my friends.

[DW]

Something about this joke makes me a little uneasy. Am I a prude? I know where I work, we aren't allowed to tell ethinic jokes. Jokes about lawyers and bankers are acceptable. Ha. Ha.

Edited December 27, 2013 by DW