spoiler (not really ) thread?

[stuagu]

So... Why dont we have a SPOILER (not really)

thread?

Let me explain its purpose... Itl be for brothers and sisters that go to the normal SPOILER threads because they cant resist (me) and/or then go on to complain in the SPOILER thread that theyve read a SPOILER.... Who have thought it?

So we have a SPOILER (not really) thread we can go there and not have things spoilt but still think we have our finger on the pulse?

I think its a spiffing idea... What what.

A pensive and thoughtful gu

(the clues in the name people ):-)

[stuagu]

Shall i start us off? .... I didnt hear that all brothers will have to wear socks WITH sandals and biege shorts in the ministry from may - sept.... And i didnt hear of course beards from july are compulsory ( sisters optional altho must be kept neat)

Edited April 21, 2014 by stuagu

[jayrtom]

Shall i start us off? .... I didnt hear that all brothers will have to wear socks WITH sandals and biege shorts in the ministry from may - sept.... And i didnt hear of course beards from july are compulsory ( sisters optional altho must be kept neat)

We have a Brother that goes to the ministry with sandals and beige socks in the summer... But with trousers and a tie ;)

[stuagu]

He sounds pretty scary.. Il work with the bearded sister instead.

[Joey]

I didn't hear that one of the new releases at the convention is a tract entitle "The New Song" and if you're able to sing it it proves your of the anointed.Nope,didn't hear that.

Edited April 21, 2014 by Serenity

[stuagu]

I didn't hear that one of the new releases at the convention is a tract entitle "The New Song" and if you're able to sing it it proves your of the anointed.Nope,didn't hear that.

and i didnt hear that either so thats confirmed that!:-)

[Musky]

I hear they are going to announce that all overly-righteous net witnesses will be receiving an extra week of everlasting life!  

[stuagu]

Now thats what im talking about my cyborg buddy! :-)

Edited April 21, 2014 by stuagu

[trottigy]

I heard we will get a new definition of "this generation " and it will include 8 groups - just saying.

[stuagu]

Iv heard we all getting an anti apostate alarm... But it involves quite a bit of heartfelt bible study... But it is guaranteed to work 100%.

[trottigy]

And the new release is a book with all the "true" anointed ones listed and a numbers showing which group they are in.

[stuagu]

And the new release is a book with all the "true" anointed ones listed and a numbers showing which group they are in.

NO! Cant wait...

[normadenardo]

Ha ha... made me laugh.

I heard we will get a new definition of "this generation " and it will include 8 groups - just saying.

[A fellow servant]

I just read on CNN where  the WB&TS is opening an enormous umbrella factory.     Getting ready for the thousand year Rain .

[Musky]

There will also be a talk on how God will protect our pets during Armageddon, They site the example of Lot when Jehovah told him to "take his family and flea" 

[trottigy]

The name of the book is ... drum roll ... "The White Pebble" and it will be all white with gold letters.

[Musky]

Sorry, Jerry, you're right about the book, but wrong about the title!

 

[trottigy]

Musky, you find the best stuff!

[Musky]

Musky, you find the best stuff!

 

I had to make it, but it was fun!

[Qapla]

In another thread it was mentioned that the Branch bought another hotel. Seems they need additional hotels, apartment complexes and are also building new dorms.

 

Evidently these are critically needed for all the rumors.

[ReadYourBible]

And the new release is a book with all the "true" anointed ones listed and a numbers showing which group they are in.

Secretly there are two more groups, but that's the sequel to this book......I'm in group 10, during Generation X

[ReadYourBible]

Since people are being stingy with their contributions to the work, the FDS has decided to charge a premium to those who take literature and don't place it. They've also decided to start charging for preferred seating for the lazy. You can go online and select your seats in advance at ticketmaster.

They're also installing a mosh pit for all the improperly dressed sisters.

[Stavro]

In another thread it was mentioned that the Branch bought another hotel. Seems they need additional hotels, apartment complexes and are also building new dorms.

 

In the late 20s, the WT considered Psalm 45:16, and brother Rutherford began working on Beth-Sarim to house these resurrected princes.

 

This week, the WT considered that same verse again, and the slave simultaneously purchases a hotel.

 

Coincidence?

[stuagu]

Sorry, Jerry, you're right about the book, but wrong about the title!

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thats brilluant! :-)

[ReadYourBible]

The princes deserve better than the Hampton!!! *starts a brawl with Stavro*