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Just noticed something about Chris. His wife's name is Emma. Our young group overseer ( just made elder this year ) in apartment just above ours, his name is Chris and his wife's name is Emma.

One thing I have noticed about our Chris and Emma on Zoom is that when one wears glasses the other doesn't and visa versa. Of course I had to mention it to him when he dropped off some printed literature 2 days ago. 👽

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American president Joe Biden is visiting a Glasgow hospital. Ho enters a ward full of patients with no obvious signs of injury of illness. He greets one. The patient replies :

"Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain of the pudding race,Aboon them a ye take our place. Painch,tripe or thaim. Aslangs my arm."

Biden is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient. The next patient responds :

"Some hae meat an canna eat, And some wad meat that want it, But we hae meat an we can eat, So let the Lord be thankful."

Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the President moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant :

"Wee sleekit,cowering,timorous beasty, O the panic in thy breastie, Thou needna start awa sae hastie, Wi bickering brattle."

Now seriously troubled, Biden turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, "Is this a psychiatric ward ?"

"No" says the doctor " Its our serious burns unit ". 

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