It Was His Job to Put up the Sun

[TrueTomHarley]

Each morning Todd would drive to the overlook so as to watch the sunrise. Toward the end of our stay, I began to accompany him. He would say things about God's timetable being precise, and so forth.

 

He would pull up with a minute or two to spare, watch the sunrise launch safely through his windshield, then drive back to where he came from. It doesn't take long for me to run with something like this and pad it a little (or a lot).

 

For example: It is actually his job to put the sun up every day, just like the company custodian was entrusted to raise the flag every day, (when they cared about such things and didn't leave it up continually as it flapped itself to shreds) and I could take an overcast day as proof that he had slept in that day. And if he didn't raise it 'right' in the morning, it might wobble all day - be a little surly, or refuse to go down on time, or go down too early, or cause the sea to sizzle when it sank.

 

It is a great meme, and I think it will be a permanent one with him. But I can't really do it in front of him, though. He doesn't get mad. He doesn't refuse it. But he doesn't quite know what to make of it. He pushes it away, for it seems to suggest to him that he is being made to look like God, raising and setting the sun. Yes, he knows it is a joke. But his inherent modesty is too much for him to join in the humor. Or maybe it is only me who thinks it is funny and it constitutes more evidence that I live in my own oddball world.

Photo: Little Gasperilla sunrise

[Lance]

Ok...  ?

Haiku maybe..

Edited May 6, 2018 by Lance

[GrumpysWife]

Huh? 

[Doug]

It's the latter .

[ReadYourBible]

I understood it to be a commentary on TTH's friend Todd.  In writing one might call this a characterization sketch.  Tom's friend Todd has a habit of going out to look at the sunrise/sunset and Tom's decided to link this activity to something amusing.  Namely that Todd's been assigned to put the sun up, and put it away at night.

 

Bad weather days, where the 'sun' doesn't seem to be functioning properly, is clearly Todd's fault lol. 

 

TTH, I think its hilarious.  

 

There's got to be a Todd in Canada, who is messing with the weather.  Ugh, maybe its not a Todd, maybe its a woman..... might explain all these 10 minute weather changes... 

 

 

[TrueTomHarley]

32 minutes ago, cerebral ecstasy said:

TTH, I think its hilarious.  

 

I would like your comment, CE. i really would. Thank you for it. 

 

Except I am worried about the Canadian woman who messes with the weather. Not touching it. Nope. Not me.  Nada.

 

I mean, if I go there, next thing you know I will be posting about the woman who locates the wall plugs in a house so as to ram heavy pieces of furniture there, making them unuable.

 

Or maybe even the woman who sees you resigned to spending $10,000 on a used car, but then change your mind because you unexpectedly fixed it for $500, start shopping for $9500 worth of furniture with the money 'saved.' (and use it to block electrical plugs)

[ReadYourBible]

6 minutes ago, TrueTomHarley said:

Or maybe even the woman who sees you resigned to spending $10,000 on a used car, but then change your mind because you unexpectedly fixed it for $500, start shopping for $9500 worth of furniture with the money 'saved.' (and use it to block electrical plugs)

 

I might be related to this woman.  ☹️

[TrueTomHarley]

If you knew Leroy White, you knew this fellow:

 

"Ladies and gentlemen, did anybody lose this?" The flight attendant was holding something aloft, but 30 rows back, I couldn't quite make out what it was.

"Now that I have your attention, ladies and gentleman, I'd like to direct it to the flight attendants demonstrating proper use of the safety equipment in the event of a ..." And as his two helpers acted out life preservers and breathing masks, he retreated unseen, but could still be heard chuckling at his little joke. (Hee, hee, hee)

Only an older black man, like Leroy, could pull this off. A white man doing the same would come off as a prankster or a wise-acre, and the essential good will of the man would be missed.

 

I mean, Leroy ... yes, I always joked with him that he should do my funeral talk, if he hadn't have gone and died first. "Hee, hee, hee - he was a good ol boy, that Tom Harley, but he's dead now. D-E-A-D. We won't be seein that boy till the 'raise ser rection, no sir'

 

This is the same Leroy White who came up from Louisiana and who the younger brothers, young enough to be grandchildren, would set in and jam with, for Leroy knew the blues. At his funeral it was related how he passed up the chance to tour with B.B. King for fear it would mess up his spiritual routine.

 

As for the flight attendant, who drawled only slightly less tha Leroy, he was the only one who did not repeat the Southwest mantra about how they realize one has choices in travel and so 'thank you for choosing Southwest' and yet still came across as more genuine than any of them. Not that the others weren't. He was just more so. I hope he doesn't hear about it. Usually if you can improve on the company line they will let you run with it, but every so often there is some unimaginative anal manager that can picture only going by the book.

 

Meanwhile, it consistantly happens during the few emergencies there are that passengers misuse the safety equipment, so airlines strive to be innovative in getting them to pay attention to shows as to how to use it. This fellow did it the best of anyone.

 

(Hmm. Before I post this, I went searching for a photo. This seems to be a Southwest 'thing' to do flight entertainment )

photo: Huffington Post