Things I think about when i cannot sleep

[Golfguy74]

If they carpeted Florida, how long would it take to vacuum it?

[Doug]

I'll take a shot  -

It would take approximately from the time they begin up until the time they finish.

Sleep tight. .  .  .

[boodles]

I don't know how long it would take to vacuum Florida, that kind of thought gives me anxiety in the middle of the night! But the other night I was remembering all the pictures I could from the 1968 Memory game. We used to play it when we visited my grandma.

 

https://medium.com/the-story-hall/experiments-on-children-how-our-imaginations-were-shaped-fcd1198f9499

[Tortuga]

On 10/6/2020 at 7:55 PM, Golfguy74 said:

If they carpeted Florida, how long would it take to vacuum it?

By Jehovah's Witnesses or non-witnesses?

[Golfguy74]

9 minutes ago, Mephibosheth said:

By Jehovah's Witnesses or non-witnesses?

lol....

[Golfguy74]

If the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, what does a door knob feel like?

[Golfguy74]

I had a night mare last night.

i dreamt all the fire ants I have ever killed came back, and they were mad.

[Tortuga]

9 hours ago, Golfguy74 said:

If the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, what does a door knob feel like?

A door knob feels like a knob unless it's a door handle,then it feels like a handle.

[Golfguy74]

If a man speaks in the woods is he still wrong?

[Golfguy74]

If I was biten by a monkey, what type of drugs would I have to take?

[Golfguy74]

For Pete's sake, for the love Mike and Heavans to Betsie who are these people?

[Tortuga]

2 minutes ago, Golfguy74 said:

For Pete's sake, for the love Mike and Heavans to Betsie who are these people?

Popular sitcom characters.

[Naturale]

13 hours ago, Golfguy74 said:

If I was biten by a monkey, what type of drugs would I have to take?

Depends where you were bitten and how hard

[Nelly Kim]

14 hours ago, Golfguy74 said:

If a man speaks in the woods is he still wrong?

~ laughing ~ The Answer is Yesssss!!! Because, Whether in the presence of other's or in the woods, the words already left his mouth... And for him to ask if its wrong, he already knew his Thoughts were questionable ...             ( winks)

[BLEmom]

27 minutes ago, Nelly Michael said:

~ laughing ~ The Answer is Yesssss!!! Because, Whether in the presence of other's or in the woods, the words already left his mouth... And for him to ask if its wrong, he already knew his Thoughts were questionable ...             ( winks)

I almost replied with the exact same thought but I was afraid I would get in trouble. So glad you said it! 😂

[Joey]

I lay in bed nights and wonder if my cat really loves me or is she just using me. 

Edited October 11, 2020 by Littlecat

[Nelly Kim]

4 hours ago, Littlecat said:

I lay in bed nights and wonder if my cat really loves me or is she just using me. 

Nancy dear... She loves you very much... She just wishes you'll give her lasagna more often... ( winks)

[Naturale]

5 hours ago, Littlecat said:

I lay in bed nights and wonder if my cat really loves me or is she just using me. 

She might think the same about you

[Tortuga]

5 hours ago, Littlecat said:

I lay in bed nights and wonder if my cat really loves me or is she just using me. 

I have realized that dogs can be Service Animals but cats have Service Humans..

[Golfguy74]

5 hours ago, Littlecat said:

I lay in bed nights and wonder if my cat really loves me or is she just using me. 

Its love

[Joey]

Sometimes I lay in bed nights and think about will I be laying awake in bed 1000 years from now on . 

[Naturale]

38 minutes ago, Littlecat said:

Sometimes I lay in bed nights and think about will I be laying awake in bed 1000 years from now on . 

No you will having a perfect sleep and a perfect dream