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I came across this and thought it was pretty funny. Interesting too.

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Here in text shorthand are the 10 commandments as they may appear on a modern Moses' cellphone.

10 Commandments as txt

Txt Translation (partial list)

srsly = seriously

omg = Oh My God

l8r = later

pos = parent over shoulder

m&d = mom and dad

:-x = kiss

m8 = mate

bf = boyfriend -or- best friend

re: = regarding

myob = mind your own business

Txt translation - comprehensive list

Texting Acronyms

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Txt Translation (partial list)

srsly = seriously

omg = Oh My God

l8r = later

pos = parent over shoulder

m&d = mom and dad

:-x = kiss

m8 = mate

bf = boyfriend -or- best friend

re: = regarding

myob = mind your own business

Txt translation - comprehensive list

Texting Acronyms

I didn't need the text lingo translation, is that sad or what? :lol1:

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  • 4 weeks later...

tyu utew fttyyyutyr jnhhfdddss gghfddelkkgdcddcdde

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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tyu utew fttyyyutyr jnhhfdddss gghfddelkkgdcddcdde

OH My I turned my back and saw My 8yr old had already posted sorry.

That was her contribution

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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COW (circuit overseers wife) Might get you in trouble.

:lol1:


Q: What was the real reason the designation "Branch Overseer" was dispensed with?

A: Because after years of working hard in the field, a brother did not want to be known as

BO.

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My only hope is that Rick will not be offended :blushing:

I'm only offended if someone calls me BO without me being in oversight of a branch office! :tongue:

We will only be offended by the BO if you are not a branch overseer . .and the next Adobe update installs "Sniff-A-Screen" to my computer.

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My only hope is that Rick will not be offended :blushing:

I'm only offended if someone calls me BO without me being in oversight of a branch office! :tongue:

We can't call you Bo because as a MS you must be PLS. :raspberry:

Permanent Latrine Servant

I had this duty all the time I was MS.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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and the next Adobe update installs "Sniff-A-Screen" to my computer.

LOL! This what I've just been thinking about!

Yesterday night the smell of the white acacia was so sweet that I thought it would be great to take a picture of that smell and post it here. Seriously...

Whole city is white now. :yes: That would be a long-waited update...

"Absolute rubbish”

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