Biblical Joke with verses

[Emsrd]

I don't know if there is already a topic for biblical joke, and I don't know if it's the good section, so I create this one with a little story..... 

 

 

In a small town, there are 2 regular pioneer, 2 good friends, a brother and a sister. 
They often preach together, and know each other well.
After a while, the sister moves to the other side of the country, because of the work.

The years go by, and the brother learns that this sister is getting married. He's so happy, he want to find a biblical verse to send it.
He seeks, and find 1 John 4:18
He think it's a wonderful verse to begin a marriage.

He send this message to the sister : "congratulations on your future marriage. I found a verse, with a lot of love. Don't read it now. Ask someone to read it during the ceremony"

During the weddings day, the sister ask to her best friend to read the verse.
This friend open the Bible, but she's open in John 4:18 (instead of 1 John 4:18). And she begin to read out loud ......

Moral of this story : Be careful to take the correct text in the Bible

[Dustparticle]

 

My mind just went blank on what I was about to say.. Acts 28:29

[Lee49]

[Qapla]

10 hours ago, Emsrd said:

This friend open the Bible, but she's open in John 4:18 (instead of 1 John 4:18). And she begin to read out loud ......

 

 

(1 John 4:18) 18 There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts fear out, because fear restrains us. Indeed, the one who is fearful has not been made perfect in love. . .
 

(John 4:18) 18 For you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. This you have said truthfully.” 

 

(Acts 28:28, 29) . . .” 29 ——
 

Edited August 24, 2021 by Qapla

[Christopher Baloloy]

* A little humor ..... *

A publisher was in service with a child.

When they got to a house the little child wanted to talk to the householder and of course, the publisher allowed it.

He wanted to talk about the name of God
At the time of showing the scripture, (he) the child remained looking for the scripture for a while.

The publisher was half worried and whispered: "Psalm 83:18"...

But the little boy continued searching.
And the publisher again whispered in his ear:
"Psalm 83:18" ...

But the little boy continued searching and finally found it, and read it for the householder
-Amos 5:8 (and of course the publisher) was surprised !!!!

When leaving the house the publisher asked the child, why he had not used Psalm 83: 18.

To which the boy replied:
* _ "Psalm 83:18 is for beginners !!!" _ *

* You are now curious to know what Amos 5: 8 says, right? *
FIND IT


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