Words to ponder or something punny like that...

[tagyourit33]

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

A backwards poet writes inverse.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

When a clock is hungry it does back for seconds.

(please don't hate me in the morning?) lol

[aPeacefulButterfly]

Hahaha...Hate you? You put a huge smile on my face this morning.

Thanks for sharing your wit!

[Brother_Bliss]

Nice. Witty. Cute

[tagyourit33]

OK , don't say I didn't give fair warning!!!

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. (I have to boo this one!!!)

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

he had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

Baker's trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

[Brother_Bliss]

I'm gonna use some of these as statuses on another site one at a time just to get the reaction :-)

[aPeacefulButterfly]

Teresa...You are a hoot, girl!!!!!!!

[tagyourit33]

wooo wooo whoo are you talking about LaRhonda? I think your a lot of fun too girlfriend!!!