An Elder's Business Card

[Crystal Angle]

I got this from one of my friends in an email and thought that I would share it........Crystal

An Elder's Business Card

A new Elder was visiting the homes of those in his congregation. At

one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came

to his repeated knocks at the door.

So, he took out one of his business cards and wrote "Revelation 3:20"

on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the contributions were collected at the following meeting, his

card was in the box, so the Accounts Servant brought it to the brother.

Added to his notation was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in

gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door

and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I

was afraid for I was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?

They still are!

[Brother_Bliss]

That's cute!

On another note, I know of some brothers who have made business cards to use in their ministry.

- Bob

[aPeacefulButterfly]

In the garden naked.....oh my!!!! I hope he lives wayyyyyy out in the country!

[Musicfan26]

I've gotten this in an e-mail a few times...it's still funny At least the person knew his/her scriptures

[jeepdrivinkenzie87]

this is too funny! luv it..thanks for sharing! )'>