Home Remedies

[aPeacefulButterfly]

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO

HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES,

THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND

GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING

A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS.

[Brother_Bliss]

This was hilarious!!

As an aside, did we determine that jokes could go in the Fun & Games section?

I'm just trying to figure out if, I, as the sole moderator at this time, should move it over there.

[Lela]

LOL.. That is hiliaroius...

[aPeacefulButterfly]

I know it was supposed to go in Jokes...but I wanted to trick you guys.... You know I"m Ms. Mischevious!!!!!!

[Brother_Bliss]

I don't think all the jokes have to go in a single thread, but I think we should keep them in the Fun & Games forum.

But I understand your dilemma, wanting to trick us. Cute

I'll leave it here then.

[gloreeoreo]

i had heard that daily thought before except it said MEN are like slinkies...i think thatz funnier! hahahaha