Irish jokes

[tagyourit33]

My beloved husband was Irish. He loved my sense of humor and was always encouraging me...

I started posting Irish jokes on Facebook, so forgive me if you have already heard/read these before but I thought I would post them here as well.

Baby on Board

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The Irishman says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off – go ahead,

I'll hold your monkey."

[tagyourit33]

The Dog

Murphy walked with his dog every day all through the village, so everyone knew both Murphy and his dog. One day Murphy is on his walk without the dog. Cronin sees Murphy and asks, "Where is your dog?". Murphy answers, " I had to have him put down." "Was he mad", asks Cronin." "He wasn't too pleased," says Murphy.

[Brother_Bliss]

Okay, the first one was hilarious!

The 2nd one went over my head :-(

[gloreeoreo]

Cronin was asking if the dog was mad (like with rabies) and murphy thought he was asking if the dog was angry. get it now? i thought they were both funny!!