Joke - Amen Little Donkey

[Brother_Bliss]

A poor man came into a small town out west and while looking for some kind of help, he went to one of the local Kingdom Halls. He was greeted by one of the elders who, when hearing of the poor man's troubles decided to feed and clothe him. Much to the man's surprise, the elder even decided to provide him with a donkey and some additional items to help him on his journey.

 

"But", warned the elder, "I must tell you, that to make the donkey go, you have to say 'Hallelujah' and then to make the donkey stop, you must say 'Amen'. If you remember that, you'll be fine."

 

The poor man graciously thanked the brother, mounted the donkey, and continued his journey.

 

As the sun began to set, he decided to stop the donkey and find a place to rest. But the only problem was, he couldn't remember how to stop the donkey!

 

The donkey kept going on for another ten minutes or so, until they started to get near a dangerous cliff. Now the man started getting nervous. He tried almost everything to get the donkey to stop, but it would not.

 

He finally decided to pray to Jehovah to save him. He ended the prayer by saying "Amen" out loud, and the donkey stopped just right on the edge of the cliff. Had he waited one second more, he would have fallen off the cliff to his doom.

 

When he saw that the donkey had stopped, he shouted out in joy,"Hallelujah!"...

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[Charlyx]

A man had fallen into a precipice but manage to hang on a branch.

Here is he suspended on the emptiness. So he shouted « help, help, is there anybody ? » Then he heard a strange voice saying « Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you, I 'm your God. Release the branch and I'll catch you. »

He hesitated for a while and shouted again «  Help, help, is there anybody else ? »

[Mamba]

great Joke. my husband and I enjoyed this.