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[raq]

Status updates on FB, Twitter and BBM during the times of Moses, Noah, Adam and Abraham:
1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt#shaking#
2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I come..
3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic. But these Lions keep staring at me weird.#Noah's voyage#
4.Chilling with Moses on Mt Sinai-miracle things..
5. Eve and hubby got banished, After they ate the forbidden fruit. wtf na to start hurtling before man fit chop. Winks
6. Jacob's status: Things we do for love... can't believe i served her father for14 years just to get her. Love u Rachel
7. Some people are so cruel hey. Cain how do u kill your own brother? RIP Abel
8. One of Jesus' disciples post :Wat a long day.. Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers.
These guys are funny..(LLP) Laughing Like Pharaoh crossing the red sea things! oh boy, na to dey catch fresh Titus fisho.

9.Moses on twitter  updating Aaron on the burning bush..hey something is burning here come and help out to extinguish this fire.. Aaron replying  to mosses, in mean time check around to see wether there is a rock where water can miraculously come out, ....see me on Mt Sinai soon..

Edited June 10, 2013 by raq

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