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The Irish man and the Italian


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An

Irishman and an Italian go into a

pastry shop.

The Italian whisks

three cookies into his pocket with

lightening speed. The baker doesn't

notice. The Italian says to the

Irishman: "You see how clever us

Italians are?

You Irishmen can

never beat that!"

The Irishman

says to the Italian: "Watch this, any

Irishman is smarter than an Italian and

I'll prove it to you."

He says

to the baker, "Give me a cookie, I'll

show you a magic trick!"

The

baker gives him the cookie, which the

Irishman promptly eats.

Then he

says to the baker: "Give me another

cookie for my magic trick."

The

baker is getting suspicious, but he

gives it to him.

He eats this

one, too. Then he says again: "Give me

one more cookie. “

The baker is

getting angry now, but gives him one

anyway.

The Irishman eats this

one, too.

Now the baker is

really mad, and he yells: "And where is

this famous magic trick?"

The

Irishman says, "Look in the Italian's

pocket!"

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  • 4 weeks later...

Something about this joke makes me a little uneasy. Am I a prude? I know where I work, we aren't allowed to tell ethinic jokes. Jokes about lawyers and bankers are acceptable. Ha. Ha.

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