Porridge

[Micah]

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the

table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been

eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the

big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl,

and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he

roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from

the kitchen and yells, "How many times do we have to go

through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got

up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house,

it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma

Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put

everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the

cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma

Bear who set the table, it was Momma Bear who put the

cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and

food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sleepy

heads downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with

your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to

say this one more time. I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE

YET!"

[sianrose]

I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE

YET!"

[Ella Mentry]

Oh soo true !!!

[Astrid]

poor Mama Bear, nobody helps her.

[dewdrop]

poor Mama Bear, nobody helps her.

Sometimes my mom say like that ><

[Linda]

LOL - too funny!