Bob.....No you didn't!!!!!

[aPeacefulButterfly]

WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING

My wife insists that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Angle

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Angle are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

3.July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4.July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance,causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5.August 4: Went to he Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6.August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7.August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8.August 23: hen a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and sceamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9.September 4: Looked right into the ecurity camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

11.October 3: Darted around the store susiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

13.October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed trough, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14.October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but certainly not least:

15.October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

[Brother_Bliss]

It must have been somebody else, because I like Target.

Crystal on the other hand likes Walmart better, so you might find me doing some of those things over there.

The problem with Wal-mart is the worshipers customers. I can't go in for a single thing without taking forever to check out.

- Bob

[Micah]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the TP one in the dressing room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to definately try that one day!!! And if you know me well, I will do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aPeacefulButterfly]

OH NO Micah!!!! Don't do it!

Well, if you do....please have your wife video it for us!!

[ReadYourBible]

I'm particularly fond of Number 13.

I think it would be HILARIOUS!

[Brother_Bliss]

I'm particularly fond of Number 13.

I think it would be HILARIOUS!

A tiny hidden speaker and a ghosty chipmunk voice would be great.

We might have to create a Jokes forum over in Recreation if this starts a pattern. What do you think?

- Bob

[ReadYourBible]

Or in an Antonio Banderas voice (think Puss N' Boots in Shrek LOL).....

"These pants would looook MEeeeeow".

HAHAHAHAHA