Limericks

[clez]

arhoooo I'm glad this thread is not dead

Just because not enough was said

look in the bible at John 5 :28

Yes that will be this threads fate

So get up and moving and out of bed

[surfergirl]

There was a fellow named Steve

he was quite Naive

but then he started to sneeze

and said Good day my friends

I have some good news to share

with you thieves. Did you not know

your days are numbered?

[surfergirl]

Brother Greens

He was keen

to be seen

drinking from streams

of life's everlasting refreshing

waters. Come said he take it

Its free to see you won't be

thirsty ever again

[clez]

writer of limericks was surfer girl

she'd whip them up in a twirl

writing all about Jehovah and the new world order

free from prejudiced, countries without a border

booting here and there in a whirl

[surfergirl]

There once was a Guy named Fez.

he was in the yard pruning his trees

then he met Clez. She said do you know

Trees are spoken about. In the Psalms.

If you read daily we won't need Baileys

So you see just like a tree. you will be

made firm. don't Need to be concerned.

[clez]

Fez was now off the baileys and beer

He was onto something of good cheer

A Bible study he now had

Giving up all that was bad

Of future days he had no fear

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[normadenardo]

There was a brother named steve

Lack of limericks caused him to leave

We all were so sad

By the lack of the lad

And all of us started to grieve

[clez]

Well said Norma

I love it

lets see if we can bring Steve back.

Please please please Steve don't go

Everyones creative juices are starting to flow

Don't give up so easily

Don't be so measily

Get yourself on a high not a low

[normadenardo]

The new system’s right round the bend

And this one soon will end

I hope to meet

And all of you greet

In that beautiful earth that we’ll tend.

(I know that one didn't exactly follow the rules... but I like it )

[Catalyst]

Well said Norma

I love it

lets see if we can bring Steve back.

Please please please Steve don't go

Everyones creative juices are starting to flow

Don't give up so easily

Don't be so measily

Get yourself on a high not a low

OK.... how can I resist that...

Some suggestion to see if we can get others on board

To write a good limerick well

we have to have something to tell

just be doing your part

write what's in your heart

then your limerick will really be swell

[clez]

I think it followed the rules. I liked it too. I am happy if anyone can point out any mistakes I make.

:welcome:back Steve.

Looking to Christ as our teacher

Helps us become a better preacher

Books and Bibles in our hand

Preaching out thru all the land

Gods' kingdom as our constant feature

[normadenardo]

There is a dear sister named pink

Her last name is popcorn I think

She’s sweet as can be

And smart too you see

And I’m so glad she sent me this link!

[surfergirl]

There was a sister named Megan.

She was quiet a vegan.

But she was a keen one at applying

the advice on being an encouragement

to all. Both young & oldies.

[clez]

A limerick I have tried to write

the words I can't get right

but I'm happy to be on this forum

I can be myself without decorum

I can be at peace without a fight

[normadenardo]

there was a sweet aussie from 'laide

the limerick game she oft played

and with her sheer will

she perfected her skill

and perfect we gave her the grade.

[Catalyst]

A limerick I have tried to write

the words I can't get right

but I'm happy to be on this forum

I can be myself without decorum

I can be at peace without a fight

A limerick needs to be written right

the meter and rhythm should be real tight

if its written wrong

its more like a song

so lets get going and start tonight!><

[normadenardo]

A catalyst I know named Steve

A limerick he sure can weave

the meter and Rhyme

are in step and on time

it's almost too much to believe !!

[surfergirl]

There was a Brother name Lynn

boy did he like to sing.

He encouraged one and all.

To sing from the heart was

A bit of an art...

[kerri]

An ambitious young fellow named Matt

Tried to parachute using his hat.

Folks below looked so small

As he started to fall,

Then got bigger and bigger and SPLAT!

[clez]

KERRI to the loony limericks:welcome: loved your limerick it was so funny:D

Norma was a lady so fine

Writing with rhythm and time

Giving out to everyone

Foe and chum

Never charging a dime

[Catalyst]

There was a brother named Tate

for the meetings was always late

he thought it OK

to act in this way

till the Elders said " Enough mate!":crackwhip:

[Catalyst]

There was a brother called Blake

whose talks made the Kingdom Hall shake

they listened in awe

at how loud he could roar

but went home with a whopping headache:eek:

[normadenardo]

KERRI to the loony limericks:welcome: loved your limerick it was so funny:D

Norma was a lady so fine

Writing with rhythm and time

Giving out to everyone

Foe and chum

Never charging a dime

This is fun

[clez]

Toms talks were too fast

Main points made not to last

Refusing to go slow down

The Audience would frown

So the elders took him to task

Toms talks now are good

Given as they should

Congregation lost its frown

Fruits of spirit now abound

Unitied in our brotherhood

[barbara10]

Okay, I'll take a stab at it! If it's not right,

I was once out in the world

And thought I was being hurled

A pioneer she was

The Truth like fuzz

But now I have made it my own!