For those who take life too seriously

[tagyourit33]

For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously:

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> 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

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> 2. A day without sunshine is like...night.

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> 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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> 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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> 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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> 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

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> 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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> 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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> 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the

>cheese in the trap.

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> 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

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> 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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> 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

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> 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

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> 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

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> 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

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> 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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> 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

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> 18. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

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> 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

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> 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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> 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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> 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

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> 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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> 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what

>happened.

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> 25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

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> 26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear

>bright until you hear them speak.

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> 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates... it's more like a jar of

>jalapenos. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.

[aPeacefulButterfly]

I love these Teresa....I"m going to steal some of them for my FB status...Thanks!

[Brother_Bliss]

I love these Teresa....I"m going to steal some of them for my FB status...Thanks!

Me too :-)