Can It Get Any Worse Then This...

[Allabord4Jah]

From the New York Post, NY

 

She was late for a very important date!

Two paramedics in Georgia got to play police officer last week when they spotted a woman speeding along with two flat tires. The medics were able to get the driver, Myrtice Mainer, 52, of Ellenwood, Ga., to pull over. 

When police responded, Mainer told them she was heading to an area hotel “to meet Jesus.” She was charged with DUI.

 

Where’s the beef?

A restaurant in a suburban Houston mall’s food court is reserved for one thing, and one thing only: fries.

French Fry Heaven in The Woodlands Mall has more than 50 flavors and seasonings for their fries, with varieties that include loaded baked potato, cheeseburger, barbecue and something called Festival, which imitates the taste of a funnel cake.

 

Maybe the bat just took a smoking break?

Authorities found a bat with a cigarette in its mouth in a suburban Denver park.

Whoever handled the creature found in Harriman Park may have exposed themselves to rabies, county health officials said.

 

A Texas Tech student was allowed to wear a pasta strainer on his head for an official state ID.

Eddie Castillo convinced the Department of Public Safety he should be allowed to don the kitchenware, based on his religious freedom to worship the “Flying Spaghetti Monster.”

Edited August 29, 2013 by allabord4jah

[Blueyedchanel]

I live in The Woodlands and will be trying Fry Heaven soon!

[Musky]

I live in The Woodlands and will be trying Fry Heaven soon!

 

I think you'll be able to feel your arteries hardening as you eat! 

Edited August 29, 2013 by Musky
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[surfergirl]

French Fry Heaven sounds wicked enough.

What is a Funnel cake?

[feather]

"MMMmmmm Funnel Cake" (in Homer Simpson voice)    sweet fried dough topped with powdered sugar