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Had my cousin from Florida up for a few days.

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He came up to see his sister and niece baptised on Sat. I was so excited to see them. 


His wife Debbie relayed an experience that their Circuit Overseer shared.


He was in Georgia for his last area stint. He was with a new publisher and came to a door where a woman answered. 


She came and before he could say anything she said "I don't need you people coming to my door trying to tell me anything about the bible. I am very educated and versed with everything the bible has to say."


He said :Well I have had a question I have not been able to find an answer too for a very long time. No one has ever been able to find an answer for my question at all. Maybe you could help me since you are so versed in the bible?"

She suffles a bit and puffs her chest up and says "Well I think I could could" and puts her nose in the air.


He says turning in his bible "Well my question has to do with a scripture in Revelations. You know how symbolic and mysterious Revelations can be. Here at Rev 17: 9 It says "This calls for a mind that has wisdom: The seven heads mean Seven mountains which the woman sits on top of." 


He looked at the woman and says.  "I have only one Question."


"Whats that" the woman says.


He says "How big is that woman's bottom that she sits on Seven mountains?"


The call ended immediately. 

Quando Omni Flunkus Moritadi

If all else fails --- Play Dead Possum Lodge Moto -- Red Green

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