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An elderly brother in our congregation sent this to me a few weeks ago. How many puns can you count?

 

 

 

MY TRAVEL PLANS FOR 2015 

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you 
can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. 

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. 

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be 
driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work. 

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too
 much on physical activity anymore. 

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to
 visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. 

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. 

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the
 adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get! 

I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in.
 It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there. 


From one unstable person to another. I hope everyone is happy in your head
 - we're all doing pretty well in mine!


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My travel plans have included going to a lot of states. I've been to the State of Confusion so many times that I decided to move there. I was once driven to the State of Intoxication but it didn't look like a good place so I didn't go. I have visited the State of Equilibrium but everything looked the same so I didn't enjoy it. I've heard of the State of Decay, I think it's a little island near Florida..


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