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Hi friends. I was cleaning out old emails and came across one that I had forgotten about but I recalled it made Rick and I laugh out loud. So here goes:

My Dog's Diary

8:00 a.m----Dog Food! My favorite thing!

9:30 a.m.---A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:45 a.m.---A walk in the park! My favorite thing.

10:30 a.m.---Got rubbed and scratched! My favorite thing!

12:00 noon---Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 p.m.---Got to go relieve myself and play in the yard! My favorite thing!

3::00 Milk bone treats! My favorite thing!

5:00p.m. My humans shared their supper with me! My favorite thing!

7:00 The kids played dress-up with me! My favorite thing!

9:00 p.m. Wow! Watched TV with my peeps! My favorite thing!

11:00p.m. Sleeping on my Masters bed! My favorite thing!

My Cat's Diary

Day number 983 of my captivity!

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects on a stick.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are forced to fed off some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt known for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep my strength up.

The only thinking that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit up a hair ball on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts when they realized what I am capable of doing. Instead they commended me over what a good little hunter I am. Idiots!!!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However I could smell hear the noises and smell their food. I overheard my confinement was due to something called "allergies". I must learn what this means and use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to asasinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow only at the top of the stairs.

I am convienced that the other prisinors here are snitches. The dog receives special priveledges. He is regularly released ---and seems more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

If anyone has or had a cat I know they agree with this observation. Dogs rule!!!



Thankful to be among friends everyday!

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One of my favorite bumpers stickers is - "I want to be as good as my dog things I am".

They are awesome - woohoo to the dog lovers !!!!! (<img src=)'>

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)





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My sister Margie (she is new on here but has not commented yet) once took her dog Prissy to the vet because she was very worried about her. She said when she went outside she would sit down and howl in pain and agony then Margie would have to carry her inside and she noticed she was dripping a little blood on the sofa pillow so she scooped her off and went to the vet. She was crying afraid the dog was dying. She was in heat...Margie said she was so embarassed ...



Thankful to be among friends everyday!

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