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How to attract traffic to the 'Pets' club. Any zany ideas?

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Warning : Not suitable for those uninitiated in the art of manipulation. It is called advertisement, dear

Could someone out there in the jungle (I'm in the tropics) help me craft a well meaning advert to attract our busy and distracted friends to see some of exhibits in the 'Which animal(s) best represent you?' I was also thinking of employing this charming fella to be the advertising agent. (Rev 12:9)

 

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Heard Sir Kaa came quite highly recommended by this fella in the Bible. (Rev 12:9) Come on guys, don't take it so seriously. 

 

What do you think of this jingle?

 

Won't you please
Won't you please
Please won't you come to Pets Club?

 

(sang to the tune of Les Misérables)  So sad. 😢

 

I need help with the lyrics. Just to drive away the blues. 😆

 

Thank you for wasting your time reading this post. Yours, the unhappy lark on a beautiful Saturday morning. Not. It is scorching 86ºF. My brain is being roasted.

 

Eastern Clapper Lark (Mirafra apiata fasciolata) is a small passerine bird which breeds in southern Africa. It derives its name from the wing clapping which forms part of the display flight.

 

 


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