Saturday morning Humor 🤭

[SKnight]

A publisher went to an Elder and said.., “I won't be attending the meeting anymore”. He said, “May I ask why”? She said, “I see people on their cell phones during the meeting., some are gossiping, some just ain't living right, they are all just hypocrites”. The Elder paused for a moment, then he said, “OK.., But can I ask you to do something for me before you make your final decision”?
She said, “What's that”?
He said, “Take a glass of water and walk around the block 2 times and don't let any water fall out the glass”. She said, “Yes I can do that”! She came back and said “It's done”!
He asked her 3 questions:
“1. Did you see anybody on their phone? 2. Did you see anybody gossiping? 3. Was anybody living wrong?
She said, “I didn't see anything because I was so focused on this glass so the water wouldn't fall”.
He told her, “When you come to the kingdom hall, you should be just that focused on Jehovah so that YOU don't fall.., THAT'S WHY JESUS SAID "FOLLOW ME! He did not say follow Christians”. 
Don't let your relationship with God be determined by how others relate with God. Let it be determined by how you relate to God.

[Dages]

That's a great illustration

[LeolaRootStew]

On 1/6/2024 at 10:45 AM, SKnight said:

 

 

They need beards

[SKnight]

Yeah…, It’s probably growing in and will be there by the Mid-week Meeting!📚

[dljbsp]

🧑‍⚖️ Lawyer Calls Judge “Honey” on a Live Stream

A Colorado attorney, in the middle of a formal court hearing, accidentally addressed the judge as “honey” instead of “Your Honor.” The slip-up went viral and reminded everyone that even in the most serious settings, a little slip can break the stoic vibe and earn some giggles

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trending/lawyer-says-honey-instead-of-your-honor-video-goes-viral/articleshow/122117475.cms?utm_source=JWTalk.net


 

[Sheep]

On 6/27/2025 at 8:12 PM, dljbsp said:

🧑‍⚖️ Lawyer Calls Judge “Honey” on a Live Stream

A Colorado attorney, in the middle of a formal court hearing, accidentally addressed the judge as “honey” instead of “Your Honor.” The slip-up went viral and reminded everyone that even in the most serious settings, a little slip can break the stoic vibe and earn some giggles

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trending/lawyer-says-honey-instead-of-your-honor-video-goes-viral/articleshow/122117475.cms?utm_source=JWTalk.net

 

Does that help him win his case?

[Dages]

On 6/28/2025 at 9:12 AM, dljbsp said:

🧑‍⚖️ Lawyer Calls Judge “Honey” on a Live Stream

A Colorado attorney, in the middle of a formal court hearing, accidentally addressed the judge as “honey” instead of “Your Honor.” The slip-up went viral and reminded everyone that even in the most serious settings, a little slip can break the stoic vibe and earn some giggles

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trending/lawyer-says-honey-instead-of-your-honor-video-goes-viral/articleshow/122117475.cms?utm_source=JWTalk.net

How many of us had a time when we call our teacher "mom", oops