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Leviticus 19:18: “‘You must not take vengeance nor hold a grudge against the sons of your people, and you must love your fellow man as yourself.”
 

 

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On 5/10/2025 at 4:07 PM, dljbsp said:

Octopuses have three hearts.

Two pump blood to the gills, and one to the rest of the body.

But here’s the kicker:

 

That third heart stops when they swim.

 

So technically… swimming is stressful for an octopus.

They’d rather crawl than get cardiovascularly dramatic.

 

Meanwhile, humans have one heart…

and we get anxious just thinking about swimming.

 

Jehovah made a creature with three hearts that hates cardio

and gave it camouflage, jet propulsion, and ink defense—

but no backbone.

 

Literally. No spine.

Yet it escapes sharks with style.

 

 

If you want an octopus expert, ask the purple one named Justinah.

Leviticus 19:18: “‘You must not take vengeance nor hold a grudge against the sons of your people, and you must love your fellow man as yourself.”
 

 

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Had a dream a few days ago. It was hilarious. We were sitting in a bleacher and this brother dressed in a dragon outfit kept coming up and down in a pit while we sang the song with words "at the temple gate" 🤣🎶

Poor Dennis the menace ( one of our elders who is 9 days younger then me )

In my dream I told him this is what people will remember you for. 😂

Consciousness, that annoying time between naps! :sleeping:

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39 minutes ago, computerwiz said:

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You are right!

I have a fear of being nude in public so I'm going to take your advice and walk to the store naked. Whats the worse  that can happen? I might get arrested? No problem! At least I will conquer my fear!


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CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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13 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

 

You are right!

I have a fear of being nude in public so I'm going to take your advice and walk to the store naked. Whats the worse  that can happen? I might get arrested? No problem! At least I will conquer my fear!

 

5 minutes ago, dljbsp said:

I’m terrified of making direct eye contact with a grizzly bear. But it’s time to grow. I’m heading to Yellowstone with a folding chair and a mirror. Let’s do this.

 

 

Y'all missed the first part about "risking the life of you or your family"   :raspberry:

 

 :lol1:

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