Cheering up

[dilip kumar]

I need something to cheer up.pls if you have any jokes or puzzles, pls send.

Sent from my LG-E988

[pholmes38]

Try this section:

http://jwtalk.net/forums/forum/22-forum-games-riddles-puzzles-trivia/

[Qapla]

One day I was sitting alone - all sad and gloomy ....

 

A voice came to me and said "Cheer up! Things could be worse."

 

So, I cheered up .... and sure enough -

 

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Things Got Worse!

[Margaret]

never, ever look at yourself in the fitting room mirror with your clothes off { at least if you are me }

[CHecker]

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? 

A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

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In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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[Qapla]

Very funny video