Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Holly]

That's not the right way to apply that, here, it goes like this.....

Things you shouldn't say to your husband when you went about 30.00 over budget shopping.... (oops).....

[rocket]

Sorry hun, I guess there will be no beer this month.

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Things Vernalee should NOT say to Grumpy when he discovers that she ate all his ice cream.

[GrumpysWife]

Sorry hun, I guess there will be no beer this month.

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Things Vernalee should NOT say to Grumpy when he discovers that she ate all his ice cream.

Guess you'll have to go shopping again.

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What you shouldn't say to the guy pumping your gas.

[rocket]

Wash the windows, check the oil, check the air in the tires and don't touch the paint.

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Things Grumpy should NOT say to Vernalee when he finds out Vernalee ate his icecream.

[kalada]

Do you know you are what you eat

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What should you not say to a menopausal woman having a hot flush

[LeslieDean]

You look Hawt! (get it?? hot--like phat--not FAT)

Things you should not say to a pregant woman

[rocket]

You look like a bee stung watermelon.

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Things you should NOT say to an expecting father who gets oozy in the delivery room at the sight of blood.

[LeslieDean]

Would you take that sterile towel and mop right here?

Things you should not say to the medication nurse who is having a bad night

[Micah]

That's all you're giving me???

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to a cop who's having a bad night, that's writing you a ticket.

[LeslieDean]

Can't we all just get along?

Things you should not say to your beautician

[kalada]

When are you going to get a makeover?

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What shouldn't you say to a fat lady

[Micah]

Jenny Craig is around the corner! Let me wobble you over there.

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to a brother who's birthday is today. LOL!!! Sorry just found out my best friend, my "lil brother" is 18 today.

[rocket]

Hit the road Jack and don't come back no more, no more, no more........

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Things you should NOT say to a brother who slips and says Happy Birthday.

[Greenfield]

So who will you be beheading?

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Things you shouldn't say to a person who says they hear voices in their head.

[Micah]

Do you count all of them in attendance at your studies?

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What you SHOULDN'T say when your kids grabs the mic back and asks, "Did you all hear that?"

[rocket]

Stop acting like your dad.

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Things you should NOT say to a brother who is embarrassed by his kids.

[Holly]

Jenny Craig is around the corner! Let me wobble you over there.

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to a brother who's birthday is today. LOL!!! Sorry just found out my best friend, my "lil brother" is 18 today.

(My daughter is 10 today too!)

[Holly]

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

Things you shouldn't say to the WT conductor who has a problem remembering anyone's name on the platform

[rocket]

I don't get it, I've been in the congregation 22 years and you don't remember my name. Come on.

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Things you should NOT say to someone who thinks they are funny but the general consensus is that they are not.

[Holly]

You're such a commodian!

Things you shouldn't say in a Live News Cast Interview

[rocket]

This channel sucks.

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Things you should NOT say to the sister who forgot to take off her pink mask (makeup) before coming to the meeting Sunday morning.

[kalada]

I dont know if you are aware but we dont celebrate Halloween.

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What shouldnt you say to the sister who has gained lots of weight

[rocket]

Are you pregnant or are you just preparing for winter?

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Things you should NOT say to the 60 year old sister who just found out she is pregnant.

[Holly]

Don't move!, we called 911, you fainted!

Things you shouldn't say to the husband of the 60 yr. old exectant mother!? (this is getting weirder and weirder)

[Micah]

Hehehe........ Purple pills... ('nuff said, this is making me ill. LOL)

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to a paramedic trying to find a vein for an IV.