Things You Shouldn't Say!

[rocket]

I got the cure for that ole Chinese disease. (loc-o-nuki-nuki)

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Things you should NOT say to your wife when she only gives you 12" of the bed to sleep on.

[kalada]

You need to move over or lose weight which is it to be?

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What shouldn't you say to your hubby when he asks you if he can go see a football (soccer) match

[rocket]

No way!

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Things you should NOT say to your wife when she asks for a night away from the kids.

[Holly]

Sure, in another few years!

Things you should not say to your kids when they are on your very last nerve...

[rocket]

If you don't behave I'm going to beat you to within an inch of your lives.

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Things you should NOT say to your kids when they want to stay out in the snow too long.

[Greenfield]

*closes door* *locks door*

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Things you shouldn't say to a snowplow driver.

[rocket]

Don't plow my street.

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Things you should NOT say to the neighbor that hates hearing kids laughing and having fun in the snow.

[Holly]

Be happy they are not throwing rocks at your windows!

Things you should not say to the neighbor who is a cat hoarder.

[rocket]

I just reported you to the Humane Society for abuse.

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Things you should NOT say to the sister who loves Limburger cheese as a snack out in service while riding in the car.

[Catalyst]

I just reported you to the Humane Society for abuse.

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Things you should NOT say to the sister who loves Limburger cheese as a snack out in service while riding in the car.

I wonder if a lesson in humility was the only reason why Jesus washed the apostles feet?

Things you shouldn't say to a person just bitten by a mosquito

[rocket]

Well they gotta eat too you know. Too bad that type carries malaria.

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Things you should NOT say to a brother/sister that prepared the wrong talk for the school and tells the school overseer at the last minute.

[Catalyst]

Well they gotta eat too you know. Too bad that type carries malaria.

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Things you should NOT say to a brother/sister that prepared the wrong talk for the school and tells the school overseer at the last minute.

That's OK ....you can give the right one instead of the wrong one next week and you can give the wrong one instead of the right one today, and I'll counsel you on the wrong one next week at the same time as I counsel you on the right one .. OK?

Things you shouldn't say to a Brother who just sneezed.

[Holly]

Thanks, but I already showered this morning.. (ick)

Things you shouldn't say to the brother walking down the isle of the KH with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoe!

[rocket]

Been cleaning the bathroom floor today?

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Things you should NOT say to the Brother walking down the isle of the KH with TP trailing out the back of his trowsers.

[Holly]

Do you prefer one ply or two?

Things you should not say to the Brother wearing one black shoe and one brown?

[LeslieDean]

Are you adequately insured?

Things you should not say to your butcher

[Catalyst]

Are you adequately insured?

Things you should not say to your butcher

Nice to 'meat' you !

Things you shouldn't say to a Brother who just gave a really loooooooong prayer at the end of the meeting.

[kalada]

Boy i nearly fell asleep during that prayer

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What shouldnt you say to the Brother who has really bad sweating problem.

[rocket]

Did you know that B.O., is the smell of bacteria growing on the body?

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Things you should NOT say to the Brother that always has a chip on his shoulder.

[Holly]

Want some dip for that chip?

Things you shouldn't say to the brother who thinks his opinion is always right!

[Greenfield]

You ARE always right!

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Things you shouldn't say to a brother or sister inclined to make pointless rules.

[Catalyst]

You ARE always right!

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Things you shouldn't say to a brother or sister inclined to make pointless rules.

anarchy rules !

Things you shouldn't say to ... a sister who insists on wearing extremely strong perfume

[rocket]

Whew Sis, that smells like whale's barf.

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Things you should NOT say to a Sister who is going bald.

[Greenfield]

You know what Lynn always said, Jehovah made a few perfect heads and WHOA! *punched* *lands face down on floor*

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Things you shouldn't say to this smiley:

[Holly]

Want a Red Bull?

Things you shouldn't say to an animal activist as you exit a leather shop.