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EccentricM
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Not part of the game, but just that made me think of a sister in our hall who actually said that to people on the door. When people would turn her down, she used to say "oh, well go die then"

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"I imagined you were better looking".   New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

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Answer:  You should start a beard topic.  New:  What not to say to the brother getting ready to baptize you?  

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Do you remember Rickie forgot to feed you peanuts.

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things you don't say to :headphones:

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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when I put you in the vase you look so gorgeous. why? do you live a short while and make people allergic to you?:(

new things you don't say.. when you at the checkout and waiting for the person whose just go card declined

and continue to prentend you not there holding your son who just peed all over you, and you back hurts like hell

and the person is checking out the net on their phone????

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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here thanks for keeping me waiting. so kind not.

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to someone in the green room

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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I see you suffer from red/green colour blindness.......you seem to be wearing the same sea foam green that the walls are ::o

Things you shouldn't be caught doing to your slip (or slacks for the guys) whoops deviated from the game......

Things you shouldn't say to your slip or slacks......lol

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Is your brain blocked.

new things you shouldn't say to :boxing:

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Did you lose your sparkle..

new things you shouldn't say... when someone sees you coming around the round about and pulls out in front of you and you miss by this much<<<<<>>>>>>...(happen today i thought i was a gonna)....

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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can you dear sweet old sis. not scratch my new Monaro..

new things you shouldn't say if someone is a hypercondtriact

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Did you know that hypochondriac's often spend so much time worrying about diseases they don't have, that the ones they do have end up killing them?

Things you shouldn't say to someone who is procrastinating and should be writing presentations..

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Come on sweetie. what's wrong with you? why you taking so long?

new..things you shouldn't say to the Big Chief...:indian:

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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ReadYourBible Grand Master

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Things you shouldn't say in the Kingdom Hall parking lot.

*wondering if you were at my kingdom hall on Sunday and heard what my husband said....He picked me up and said something shocking (I can't remember what it was - but it shocked me and not in a good way*) :perplexed:

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ReadYourBible Grand Master

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Come on sweetie. what's wrong with you? why you taking so long?

new..things you shouldn't say to the Big Chief...:indian:

Holeh cow honey, let's go to bingo anyways....(My first husband is cree, and I've actually lived on a reserve at one point...they have this accent that they speak with and they are AWESOME people but many have issues with gambling, alcoholism and have lived through such horror) If I could preach on the reserves, it would be my sole territory - my little granddaughter still lives on one of the worst ones :(

Things you shouldn't say to someone who types a flipping novel every time they answer a post.....

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Well you are interesting do you think you funny. maybe you could put out a novel.? When its fun its hard not to let go..:punk:

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someone who is trying to be modest and then someone points out you bra straps is showing at the back and you are aware of the situation so you think you could stand near the wall and two people rush up to you instead of discreetly telling you. they fluff all over you and make feel totaly embrassed?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Well you are interesting do you think you funny. maybe you could put out a novel.? When its fun its hard not to let go..:punk:

new what you shouldn't say to

someone who is trying to be modest and then someone points out you bra straps is showing at the back and you are aware of the situation so you think you could stand near the wall and two people rush up to you instead of discreetly telling you. they fluff all over you and make feel totaly embrassed?

****in singing voice**** I see London, I see France, I see someone's underpants......

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To the Mother of the Bride

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surfergirl Grand Master

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thanks for the laugh Chanel :ecstatic:

yeah don't say don't cry, you'll be ok. or will you miss your daughter.

new things you don't say. if no one wants to stop for a break and you out in service?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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my hubby said this. Oh dear I knew I shouldn't have put the invites on top of the pram. (the wind had got to them today).

new things you shouldn't say to someone who likes :drink:

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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fool yes you must remain silent, or i put in the in the cooler....

new things you shouldn't say if you kids just made a mess you have to clean again and again?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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