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Things you Shouldn't say to the parents of a youngster who out in service vomits in your car.

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There is almost nothing barred when that happens. :raspberry:

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EccentricM
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Not part of the game, but just that made me think of a sister in our hall who actually said that to people on the door. When people would turn her down, she used to say "oh, well go die then"

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"I imagined you were better looking".   New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

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Answer:  You should start a beard topic.  New:  What not to say to the brother getting ready to baptize you?  

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rocket Grand Master

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Hold up a bit partner, let me comb my hair. Oh, that's right I have no hair.

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Things you Shouldn't say to the Brother that was just appointed an Elder in your congregation.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Now you will be no fun. Anyhow that should ave been me not you...

new things you shouldn't say to the down hearted?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Thanks for the advice Marie.

new things you shouldn't say to Rammond

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Great Job bro you will get the academy award. not.

new things you shouldn't say..It's saturday and you know you should go out preaching?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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rocket Grand Master

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Why does everybody wikis Raymond?

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Things you Shouldn't say to the Sunday speaker who chooses the same song as the Watchtower Study for that week.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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surfergirl Grand Master

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again?

new things you shouldn't say.

To Lynn. when posting, You've had a bad nights sleep. the kids in the hood have been making noise since 3am and your coffee hasn't kicked in and your hubby wakes up grumpy and hard to deal with despite all your efforts.?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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there's no nightmares'

new things you shouldn't say to the person invented the internet?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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rocket Grand Master

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there's no nightmares'

new things you shouldn't say to the person invented the internet?

When my kids had nightmares, I always told them to "put a saddle on it and ride it back to sleep."

Surfing Ha! How's I supose to get a board in there.

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Things you Shouldn't say to the person that invented the PC.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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rocket Grand Master

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Someday you may be as smart as you phone.

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Things you Shouldn't say to your teen that insists he/she has to have a Cell phone that can text.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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surfergirl Grand Master

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My Jessie is being demanding lately of a phone, well I shouldn't tell her she can have a phone,

new. Things you shouldn't say....when the kids keep nagging the nanas out of you,

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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lucky it was you not Me.

new things you shouldn't say....to old farts?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Are you a try hard.

new things you shouldn't say to :hammer:?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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rocket Grand Master

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Don't bother trying to knocking some sense into me, it's hollow.

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Things you Shouldn't say to the Bible study that gets all their info from anti JW books.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Well what could you say to a dummy! blondes are dumb. men aren't that smarter. So what makes you think you gonna get the smarter info from the foney's .

new things you shouldn't say to---the man that invented :wheelchair:

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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