McVatican Cardinals deserve a break today!

[Precision]

                                                                                                                

                                   

                               A controversial Mcdonald.s opens up in the Pio Borgo district of Rome 100 yards from Vatican City.

                               Cardinal Elio Sgreccia called it "aberrant and a perversion". Rent for the bottom floor $30.000 per month.

 

                       http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/controversial-mcdonalds-opens-in-vatican-building/ar-BBxNsA0?li=BBnbfcN

 

                                             

                                             

                                                                  

Edited January 2, 2017 by Precision

[Tortuga]

No Starbucks?

[Precision]

No...non in Vaticano...Tartaruga

[Tortuga]

16 minutes ago, Precision said:

A controversial Mcdonald.s opens up in the Pio Borgo district of Rome 100 yards from Vatican City.

Holy Cow! I wonder what kind of beef they use....

[Precision]

                                                                  

[Tortuga]

2 minutes ago, Precision said:

                                                                  

I wonder if the last item on the menu is

"Nun of the Above"

[kejedo]

Some nuns used to eat only fish on Fridays, but they got out of the habit and can eat a burger.

[Tortuga]

1 minute ago, kejedo said:

Some nuns used to eat only fish on Fridays, but they got out of the habit and can eat a burger.

[Tortuga]

So...

Is the menu in Latin???

[Precision]

                                                                 

[kejedo]

I was a bit reluctant to look at this humorously, until I realized the McD's is not in the country of the Vatican, but the renter's making mucho dinero are Cath clergy.

So, a few absurd message possibilities ran through my small mind:

 

Menu Additions"

Genuflect No-Viener = angus patty/ two communion wafers, served by kneeling staff member.  

 

Domenic vo biscuits - Chicken with gravy between two starched planes.

 

Ash potatoes -Tuesday's fries - mashed, burned and crumbled. Sold on Wednesdays only. May be eaten or smudged.

 

 

Notices:

Fillet of Fish sandwich will now be called "Chews of a Fisherman"

50 % of all accused Handburglers have been re-assigned to different parishes.  The rest have been promoted. May they continue preying.

5 dollars with any order includes an unlit votive candle (previously blest.)

[Tortuga]

53 minutes ago, kejedo said:

I was a bit reluctant to look at this humorously, until I realized the McD's is not in the country of the Vatican, but the renter's making mucho dinero are Cath clergy.

So, a few absurd message possibilities ran through my small mind:

 

Menu Additions"

Genuflect No-Viener = angus patty/ two communion wafers, served by kneeling staff member.  

 

Domenic vo biscuits - Chicken with gravy between two starched planes.

 

Ash potatoes -Tuesday's fries - mashed, burned and crumbled. Sold on Wednesdays only. May be eaten or smudged.

 

 

Notices:

Fillet of Fish sandwich will now be called "Chews of a Fisherman"

50 % of all accused Handburglers have been re-assigned to different parishes.  The rest have been promoted. May they continue preying.

5 dollars with any order includes an unlit votive candle (previously blest.)

...and the bun warmers are now called purgatory and cost extra....