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"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."

-- Unknown

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."

-- Gene Hill

"In dog years, I'm dead."

-- Unknown

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."

-- Dave Barry

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

-- Groucho Marx

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."

-- Aldous Huxley

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."

-- Robert Benchley

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."

-- Sue Murphy

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."

-- August Strindberg

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."

-- Fran Lebowitz

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul--chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"

-- Anne Tyler

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."

-- Rita Rudner

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."

-- Joe Weinstein

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, but very, very few persons will."

-- James Thurber

"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets."

-- Nora Ephron

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."

-- Ann Landers

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

-- Robert A. Heinlein

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

-- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!"

-- Dr. Tom Cat

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."

-- Ben Williams

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -

- Edward Abbey

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."

-- Unknown

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."

-- Unknown

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."

-- Christopher Morley

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."

-- Josh Billings

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."

-- Holbrook Jackson

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -

- Andrew A. Rooney

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."

-- Unknown

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

-- Mark Twain

"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."

-- Smiley Blanton

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."

-- John Steinbeck

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I love my dog,so these are great.

My little dog does the cutest thing,when he needs to go

out he gets his green ball and brings it to me and I say

time to go out?He runs to the door to go out to potty.

Another cute thing he does is when I'm baking he puts his nose on

the oven door and leans against it,sitting on his honches.He's a wiener dog.

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Awwww. I love these quotes! Currently craving a dog, but my husband won't let animals in the house. So, I wouldn't do that to a dog. (okay, a dog's in the backyard. Now what?) I had a weiner dog once too. She lived to be 17 years old. Those eyes!

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"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."

-- Josh Billings

I beg to differ with this on when it comes to my female dog. :yes:

She never plays with me, all she study is her belly inside and out. :perplexed:

Most of the time when she sees me coming she lays on her back for me to rub, some times i ask her why don't you rub mines for once :shrugs:

And when she sees it's time for food or she is hungry that when she wants to jump up on my legs and after she eats her belly full she goes in her corner and lie down and don't respond to when I call her or she just wags her tail a little, just a little.

When it comes to my aunt's dogs the biggest one face always lights up with a smile and he wants to jump up on you and the little guy would just bark and bark until you not around or you play with him.

And my male dog and my favorite, he will prance for me whole day if I give him the chance >:D< I just love him for that, he is a true companion.

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