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Resurrecting really OLD jokes...59cb106a2908d_Olderthandirt.gif.1a8c7aa51cb4c26d6f5e705caf33c519.gif


For all of us baby-boomers who hate 'today's music',



some of our favorites have been re-released with new lyrics to accommodate their
aging audience:  


The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"


Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"

The Temptations - "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"

Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Aren't Made for Bunions"

The Beatles - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"

Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"

The Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"

Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

ABBA - "Denture Queen"

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"


Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"

Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade of Hair"


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