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Did you hear the one about the prosperity gospel preacher who tried to lure them in with Beatles tunes and got stuck on the first line?


“You never give your money. You never give me your mohuhuhny. You never give me your money. Dig deepeeeer.”


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On 2/3/2019 at 3:15 PM, pnutts said:

Richard ( Ringo ) was voice of Thomas the Train

Ringo is my favorite, and arguably the one with the greatest EQ. He is by far the least talented, even as a drummer he is only adequate, but he knows what he has and he uses it to maximum advantage. He is a happy guy who spreads happiness pretty well everywhere he goes. No one has ever called him a jerk, whereas John and Paul have frequently been called that. To me, his voice is the most interesting, and when the other guys would write him a song to sing, that was always a highlight of the album.


For whatever reason, I rewrote the joke to remove ‘Dig Deepeeeeer.’ It is a cheap shot. We also contribute mightily toward what we believe. Now it is:


Did you hear the one about the ‘prosperity gospel’ preacher who tried to lure them in with Beatles tunes and got stuck on the first line?


“You never give me your money.

You never give me your mohuhuny.

You never give me your muhuhuhuhuhoneeee.”

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