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Gods Answer to the Theory of the Higgs Boson


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Gods Answer to the Theory of the Higgs Boson

Oh, you silly, silly Humans you! Alright, I'm going to tell you how I do it so that you will quit arguing about my existence and quit spending billions of dollars that could better be used feeding starving children instead of your over bloated ego's.

The 'particle' you call the Higgs Boson does exist--sometimes--when I want it to. There are also many others, which can be described best to your puny minds, as on and off switches from mass to energy. Imagine a cloud of no substance which can be made to produce substance containing particles which contain mass, or not. I decide which ones do or don't at my discretion.

Now as you probably already realize, your wisdom is merely foolishness to me. So I will make this as succinct as possible. Get a Life! Take in accurate knowledge of my word to you, the Bible, and wake up, as shortly I intend to make some great changes.

Seriously, GOD

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So very well said!!!!

I saw Bill Nye the Science Guy last night talking about it and expressing it using gluons , photons, and something from nothingons!!!!

This part of what you said is the very best,

shortly I intend to make some great changes!

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And I even partially understand the whole Higgs Boson thingie! Thanks to many years of Star Trek watching.:borg:

Clearly it's just one more of Jehovah's tools for all the amazing things He does.

Humans always think they are so smart when they find one of His tools. But it really proves how very little we know.images.jpg

Spock (the wisest of all the imaginary scientists) was always humble enough to know that he did not know everything and was always willing to find awe in new discoveries.Spock.jpg

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I saw Bill Nye the Science Guy last night

If its TV opinion that counts . . I wait with baited breath for Sheldons take on this. He will be annoyed that the next Nobel prize will not be his . . but yeh! :lol1:

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Indeed! On the rerun tonight Sheldon mentioned how the Higgs Boson had not yet been found. Now that they think they have what will Sheldon do?!:crying:

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