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Theocratic One Liners:

 

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

 

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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

 

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People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and to sit in the back of the Kingdom Hall.

 

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

 

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Quit griping about your Kingdom Hall; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

 

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If the Congregation wants a better speaker, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

 

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Jehovah Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

 

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Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

 

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Peace starts with a smile.

 

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We were called to be Witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

 

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Be fishers of men: You catch them, Jehovah will clean them.

 

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Don't put a question mark where Jehovah God put a period.

 

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

 

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Jehovah doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

 

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He who angers you, controls you!

 

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If Jehovah is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

 

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Prayer: Don't give Jehovah instructions -- just report for duty!

 

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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Holy Spirit behind us.

 

 

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The Will of Jehovah never takes you to where the power of Jehovah will not protect you.

 

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We don't change the message in the bible, the message in the bible changes us.

 

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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

 

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Theocratic One Liners: Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case. ******************************* It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. ******************************* People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and to sit in the back of the Kingdom Hall. ******************************* Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever. ******************************* Quit griping about your Kingdom Hall; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong. ******************************* If the Congregation wants a better speaker, it only needs to pray for the one it has. ******************************* Jehovah Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you? ******************************** Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. ****************************** Peace starts with a smile. ****************************** We were called to be Witnesses, not lawyers or judges. ******************************* Be fishers of men: You catch them, Jehovah will clean them. ****************************** Don't put a question mark where Jehovah God put a period. ***************************** Forbidden fruits create many jams. ***************************** Jehovah doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called. ***************************** He who angers you, controls you! ***************************** If Jehovah is your Co-pilot - swap seats! ********************************* Prayer: Don't give Jehovah instructions -- just report for duty! ********************************* The task ahead of us is never as great as the Holy Spirit behind us. ********************************** The Will of Jehovah never takes you to where the power of Jehovah will not protect you. *********************************** We don't change the message in the bible, the message in the bible changes us. *********************************** You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him. ***********************************

 

5 1/2 years ago - still timeless   ....   must send to a few friends (people, others) tell  Crystal we say Hello, Bob

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