Limericks

[palmhat]

My laptop and Smart Phone I've set

on JW dot net

When you join and take part

you'll beam from the heart

'cause fine friends forever you'll get

[palmhat]

The idea of Armageddon near

will always perk up my ear

Won't be easy it's true

but I must make it through

'til then I aim to pioneer

[LindaL.]

Hello Clesslyn,

I like your limerick! Do you mind if I add a couple of "DUMs" to slightly correct the beat?

I once knew a faithful young man

Who lived far away in Japan.

In field service he'd go,

Seeds of truth he would sow.

Taking the oldies along in his van.

[LindaL.]

It's obvious that I've only just discovered this thread. And I agree with all those who've said what fun it is! Here's my first attempt. It took me an hour to come up with this!! (Much easier just to touch up someone else's).

A very kind brother named Steve

Said, "If you try hard I believe

A lim'rick you might

All be able to write."

Oh what fun! Thank you dear brother Steve!

[Catalyst]

It's obvious that I've only just discovered this thread. And I agree with all those who've said what fun it is! Here's my first attempt. It took me an hour to come up with this!! (Much easier just to touch up someone else's). A very kind brother named Steve Said, "If you try hard I believe A lim'rick you might All be able to write." Oh what fun! Thank you dear brother Steve!

This thread is likely to die

but it won't if we all try

put down your ideas

and quell my fears

and let's see it really fly!

[Catalyst]

This thread is likely to die

but it won't if we all try

put down your ideas

and quell my fears

and let's see it really fly!

Well looks like I need to get the ball rolling....

 

There was a young Brother called Greg

who had strange ideas in his head

on field service one day

he started to pray

while standing up on one leg

 

Only limited by your imagination...

[SUNRAY]

There are conventions this year

that beckon us all to come near;

We pray to Jehovah and make our arrangements

to go to our friends we meet there

[Catalyst]

There are conventions this year

that beckon us all to come near;

We pray to Jehovah and make our arrangements

to go to our friends we meet there4_colorful_bears.gif

Yeah!.. a contributor.....thanks   

[LindaL.]

I've just come across this and I want to share it. See if you can say it fast!

 

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
       The fish with a grin,
       Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

[bohemian]

I've just come across this and I want to share it. See if you can say it fast!

 

There was a young fisher named FischerWho fished for a fish in a fissure.

       The fish with a grin,

       Pulled the fisherman in;Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

Love it! Already shared it with someone else!

[LindaL.]

Glad you enjoyed that, Chris! As Vernalee (Grumpy's Wife) would say, it tickled my funny bone, too! Here's another one you'll probably also want to share:

 

A Tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
           Said the two to their tutor,
          "Is it harder to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

[bohemian]

:lol:

[SUNRAY]

Today we received a letter

I read it just tonight!

It said "to Fellow Domestics"

a special spiritual delight ~

It came from our Governng Body

who loves us very much;

So let us pray for the Kingdom

to sanctify Jehovah's name,

And make his earth a Paradise

where all the animals are tame..

Then our King Christ Jesus

will make our dreams come true,

Along with his Bride and angels

who all love Jehovah too!

Thanks be to our Father Jehovah

who feeds us at all times,

And thank you all for our Yearbook

and for turning in your time!